Nasty Nineteenths

A term that can only be used in the same sentence as the most digusting of sluts. She is a literal cum dumpster if she can get past filthy fifths...

Just think about the term for a moment...Nasty nineteenths. Thats fucking gross. Even sloppy seconds is pretty groady.

Mike: So...you bang Jenny last week?
Devon: I was her filthy fifth. What were you?
Mike: Her nasty nineteenth!
Devon: ...that's not something to be proud of.
Mike: I know. I've got herpes, gonorrhea, crabs...
Devon: Oh...sorry dude.
Mike: Hmm? It's not your fault.
Devon: She was clean before I got her...
Mike: Nasty Nineteenths are gross now...
Devon: THEY WERE GROSS BEFORE!

by MoRPHiNe April 14, 2008

Bottom of the ninth

Noun - an event that takes place at a bar when you have struck out all evening and need to score. At this time you start looking for any member of the opposite sex to mack on and try to hook up with

Last night I was at the bar and it was the bottom of the ninth so I hooked up with some coyote just to get some.

by Bob Saget May 6, 2005

dime plus ninety nine

"gurl ur a dime plus ninety nine dont even know what your worth"

someone who is so good lookin it hurts

Gurl look at him he a dime plus ninety nine damn

by LIl_Sammi May 13, 2005

Nineteen Ninety Never

a date that does not exist, used to emphasize that something will never happen.

"Alright dude, I'm gonna go to the concert, score a backstage pass, then bang Britney Spears in her dressing room."
"Hahaha cracka you must be kidding. That'll happen in Nineteen Ninety NEVER bitch!!!"

by Nick D April 5, 2003

Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals

When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.

Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.

by Go Mets December 6, 2006

Nineteen Dollar Fortnite Card

A Nineteen Dollar Fortnite Card For People To Give Away.

Nineteen Dollar Fortnite Card Who Wants It?

by yeah im a boi June 1, 2021

Ninthmond

The Richmond Tigers in the Australian Football League are synonymous with finishing 9th on the ladder, and subsequently just missing out on making the "top 8" and playing finals. Ending the season in ninth spot, is literally the most agonisingly useless position in the competition.

"Lol! Looks like the Tigers will miss finals again this season. Good old Ninthmond, back where they belong! Hahaha!"

by FattMone July 1, 2021