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NCEA

NCEA (No Chance of Educating Anyone) is New Zealand's revolutionary consistent and fair national qualification for secondary school students and part of the National Qualifications Framework (NQF).
* School pupil’s geography essay marked as excellent by his teacher
* Essay won a national geography award as judged by university lecturers
* Essay also selected for publication in official journal of the Geographical Society
* However NZQA moderation declares essay did not meet required NCEA standard and should have received a failed grade
by Amitabha December 22, 2008
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Nice Guy Syndrome

A spectrum social disorder that makes a man think he's entitled to date or have sexual relationships with women simply because he sees himself as a "good person."

Level 1: The most mild form of NGS. This from of the disease usually occurs with a man who has been rejected for the first time. Symptoms include: anxiety, depression, irrational fear, lack of necessary social skills, and total obliviousness to how women work. If this man were to try to approach a women, he will come off as a "creep" to this woman, for he will probably use the wrong choice of words. He will also have body language that will make him appear as if he is a "stalker." He is probably just a man who has yet to "come out of his shell."
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Level 2: A slightly more severe form of NGS, most common men over 21. Symptoms include: passive aggression, intense frustration, resentment towards women, obliviousness of how the world works, and contemplations of revenge. This man will successfully convince his female victim to become his friend. After the nice guy confesses his feelings, she'll politely reject him. He'll call her out; claiming she only likes to date "douchebags" or "badasses." He'll soon start using derogatory words. The nice guy will return home and start masturbating to silicone-enhanced porn stars. He will google the term "nice guy." He will most likely give the web definitions a "thumbs down," as he is probably a nervous wreck who can't "take a joke."
The boy was rejected because of his nice guy syndrome.
by Jay Strat August 6, 2018
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This is why we can't have nice things

What a mother yells whenever something gets broke
*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"
by SAHM May 2, 2013
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Nice and Warm

Phrase displaying admiration for something, be the subject beauty, general content, or style.

Expressions of the term can sometimes be shortened to the simple, monosyllabic adjective 'Warm'.

Admired for its versatility, the phrase can often be adapted to more creative utterances, such as 'It's a bit warm out'.
Did you see that new weathergirl on the news?

No, what was she like?

Nice and warm.
by Fodman March 6, 2011
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Nicasia

A retro indie emo girl, whom is very pretty. Weird, random, and loving. An all around awesome person, whom is in love with music. Always there for you.
Nicasia is weird as hell but I love her.
by Dancingmooses March 7, 2011
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Getting In Nice

An action mostly associated with being hungover.

To get into a comfortable position in front of the tv with a duvet/blanket, and all essentials within arms-length. Such as remote, drinks, snacks and phone.
"You up to much today, son?"

"Nah, too hungover. Just staying at home and getting in nice"
by Pontcanna Razz Clart March 2, 2009
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DJ Not Nice

Famous Chinese rapper known for songs like “Ching Chang Chong” and “Ima Korean”. He became famous by playing his song outside dry cleaning stores and for doing collabs with other rappers such as Rucka Rucka Ali and Kim Jong Un.
“DJ Not Nice is best rapper in arr of da China.”
by RuckasGayLover January 5, 2022
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