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Neutral Stupid 

A character in Dungeons & Dragons of the "True Neutral" alignment, played poorly due to a fundamental misunderstanding of what "True Neutral" means.
A Neutral Stupid character is borderline obsessed with maintaining the "balance of the world" and will unpredictably switch sides if they believe that the "good guys" are too strong, sometimes in the middle of combat.

(See also: Lawful Stupid, Chaotic Stupid)
Ranger: "I shoot the orc in the middle with my bow, dealing 16 piercing damage."

Neutral Stupid Druid: "Oh, uh, I heal the orc!"

Ranger: "You WHAT?"

NSD: "My character believes that you guys are killing the orcs too quickly."

DM: "There's literally three orcs on you right now, buddy."
Neutral Stupid by JustSparky November 26, 2022
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Neutral Pelvis 

When you align your pelvis so that it is neither anteriorly or posteriorly tilted, or shifted laterally. Important in dance contexts and in your everyday lives. Align your pelvis for gosh sakes. Good for low back health.
If my pelvis was a bowl full of hot chocolate, I would keep a neutral pelvis so as not to spill the hot chocolate.
Neutral Pelvis by Margotf April 5, 2023

neutral response 

I have no strong feelings one way or another.
It’s such a neutral response from him.
neutral response by PseuDoneWithThis November 22, 2023

neutral jiggle 

See manual jiggle
neutral jiggle by LUMONOVA March 13, 2024

Neutral-Contact 

A person (typically a paraphile) who is neutral on acting on sexual interests. This especially applies to paraphilias that are harmful when acted on, such as pedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia, etc. If someone says they are neutral-contact, that typically means they are completely neutral on if you act on your paraphilia.
Person 1: I am a neutral-contact pedophile. I am neutral on if you are in a relationship with a minor as an adult, I don't care.

neutral milk hotel 

a: yo check this out (plays in the aeroplane over the sea by neutral milk hotel)
b: bruh
a: what
b: lets just listen to benson boone instead if you're gonna play stuff like this

Neutral Objectivity Bias

The belief that the most objective position is always the one that takes no side—that neutrality itself is a form of truth. The Neutral Objectivist treats every conflict as something to be split down the middle, every argument as something to be mediated, every injustice as something with "two valid perspectives." They mistake the performance of non-alignment for the achievement of clarity. This bias is most common among people whose privilege allows them the luxury of never needing to take a side, because no side is actively harming them.
"I'm just neutral on this human rights issue—I want to hear both sides objectively," she said, as if the people being harmed were just one perspective among many. Neutral Objectivity Bias: when comfort with the status quo dresses up as wisdom.