neat

Some thing that is easily pulled off that has an awsome outcome.

The way that we flogged that BMW at the lights.... yes dude that was neat!

by Swizzle December 3, 2003

Pert' Near

Really fuckin' close.

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!

by Badturns July 13, 2010

near sex experience

When a virgin got his/her partner's pants off but you couldn't make it to the sex because of some unfortunate event like erectile disfunction or the girls menstrual cycle or some emergency at work or home.

Alan have you even had sex? Alan: No but i've had a near sex experience.

by AJ18 May 14, 2014

Neariah

A girl who have smiles as shiny as the sun and eyes as beautiful as the moon. She is very easy to be with, with her friendly character and her lame jokes that would make you burst. Being with her would make life more enjoyable and satisfying.

Why don't you marry a neariah if you want to be happy?

by Nokma June 8, 2021

Go sleep near a piano

Go sleep near a piano is a saying to tell someone to go ahead, although they will end up doing the opposite of what they wanted to do. This is because if you sleep near a piano, ur head will fall on the keys making a big noise and keeping you awake. Therefor doing the opposite of sleeping.

Brother: wassup my g, imma smoke weed.
Me: go sleep near a piano.
(Brother goes to smoke weed but then changes his mind and decides to help people on the street get off drugs.)

by anonymous December 13, 2020

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

when you look up cat on urban dictionary,

you get an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2: WHAT?!??!
Person1:that's the urban definition of cat

by notPighy October 1, 2021

nartalie

(n.) a nartalie is anything giggly enough to make you close your eyes whilst trying to achive orgasm or that will wobble and giggle vigorously if spanked.

Dude, it would have been great if she hadn't been such a nartalie; it looked like her butt was making impressions at me!

by Powerpuffboy February 2, 2008