neech

Patch of skin above a (chode) where pubic hair grows.

Bucky found out he was in the wrong neech garden when he went diggin and found a cucumber

by Chode Master Bucky December 10, 2003

Neuch

To be and/or act bizarrely weirder than normal.

Hypothetically speaking...

If your friend normally teases and jokes around with you
and one day he decides to throw snowballs at you...
while your on an ice-rink
...he would be considered a neuch

It is not meant to be an insult, but more of a joking name. Like when someone calls you a freak, your not actually a freak (in some circumstances) you're just a lil weird :)

by Berly Neuch March 9, 2009

neechie

a slang used to describe the aboriginal peoples as a whole; it is a word that is okay to be used by aboriginal people but not by any one else; neechie is our negger

Damn there are a lot of neechies on this bus.

by Alanna S July 27, 2006

Nechrowank

When a nechrophiliac becomes aroused but has no dead bodies to make love with then they may go through the process of decreasing the temperature of their hand by sticking it in the freezer/ holding it in ice or frozen peas/ standing outside in Wick in January and having a snowball fight without gloves. Following this they have a thorough masturbation session with the freezing cold hand(s) to give them the sensation of a dead hand pleasuring them in their favourite sick, twisted perversion.

"Aw man! After watching back to back horror movies on my week off from working at the morgue I'm pure ganting on a nechrowank! Just as well I spent £15 on icepoles at asda last night. Back of the net."

by Jeepsaw December 23, 2008

Nelching

The act of guilt-tripping a friend; making sure that everyone in the room knows that you were left out; hosting a pity-party on yourself.

Friend 1: (To Everyone) Well thanks for the invite. It's not like I wanted to hang out with everyone. I just stayed home alone with no one to talk to.
Friend 2: Quit nelching dude, no one cares.

by PhiTauPrezzzz March 26, 2012

Neche

NAY/CH/AY
a female name for a bright girl with an active future and who is very silly.

Hey Neche I like your outfit.

by annoyinmous May 31, 2021

nelchans

Nelchans is a group of people, who focused around the channel / b / on 4chan. Characterized by a unique stupidity and thoughtlessness. Part Nelchans often tries to terrorize some regions of the Internet, by Hacking attacks, or making attempt to do jokes, which are incomprehensible to others.

Nelchans means New Losers from 4chan.

Phrase is use at facebook, twitter and myspace.

When somebody tries to destroy work of other person by attack or vulgar words, we say "easy! it is only a nelchans".

by seyko August 16, 2009