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Naperville brat

someone living in Naperville thinking they deserve everything and think they are the greatest people on Earth
Why isn't she drinking that tap water?

She's a Naperville Brat...
by ihatenaperville November 5, 2011
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Naperville

Primarily white rich town however there are black people in the town and yes some of them have a have a crap load of money. naperville does have million dollar+ housing but the normal houses and apartments out number them. they claim it is one of the best places on earth and if you live there you know otherwise. Also everyone looks so highly on Neuqua however Waubonsie Valley its sister school has rich kids too we arent all bums its because of the boundaries you get put in what school is closest to you.
you live in naperville but go to Waubonsie?
ya and I still have a shit ton of money!
by Your so OC February 24, 2010
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narder

When you stick it in the mouth of a girl and she describes the taste as "fruit loops"
his fluids tasted like fruit loops and it was kind of narder.... in yo face madison??
by Daver Wave February 3, 2007
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smarley narger

A smelly nigger. Most often used by whites in the presences of blacks in order to hide the meaning of what is really being said.
"Man did you see that smarley narger in there?"
by Pat Detwiler February 29, 2008
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naperville

The place where you will get a parking ticket for the dumbest reason. They make unusual parking laws just to further the city's wealth while a Chicago visitor gets even poorer.
Officer: Well this car would be legally parked in Chicago, but I guess I will have to Naperville you to pay for the next tree we will plant to beautify our city.
by iparkwhereiwant February 17, 2017
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baby napper

One who 'naps' (kidnaps) babies. Baby nappers are usually the ones who you know best, such as really good friends and family. They creep in the bushes outside your windows at night waiting for that opportune moment to nap your baby.

They try to make it seem like everything is ok, like saying "i only want to see him/her for a moment", or "you can have him/her back". Of course you can have him/her back, she is your child. Why would your friend need to let you know you can have your child back? Strange huh?

When the bush-napping doesn't work, they usually use a more subtle approach. Such as always asking to see your baby, always wanting to baby sit.

YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE WITH YOUR BABY! You never know who is a baby napper.
On the phone with a friend:

YOU: So tired. Zoey slept for about 4 hours and that's it. She's in a mommy's girl mood though and I love it. She's so cuddly and cute and has given me lots of kisses today.

FRIEND: i miss her... bring her to me!!!

YOU: um no...baby napper! :)

FRIEND: umm..fool, you can have her back!! but i havent seen that cute little monster in forever!!

YOU: The definition of baby napper says that you'd say that. :(

FRIEND: fine...fine....
by Krypto Pimpin' February 16, 2012
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naperville

Movies and bowling are the only remotely fun things to do.

And NCHS smells bad.
A typical AIM conversation of a Napervillian.

Person 1: I'm bored.
Person 2: Yeah, me too.
Person 1: Aren't we always bored?
Person 2: Yeah, we live in Naper-Thrills.
by Chokey February 12, 2005
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