NED 

Short for "National Emo Day", among other things.

National Emo Day always takes place on December the 19th, and is celebrated all around the world, by emo's and non-emos alike.

It is a day for emos to celbrate their sub-culture, and for non-emos to pretend to be emo, for a day. Sometimes people use the day, as an excuse to mock emo's, but it was never intended for that purpose.

NED

NED by BlackSouledBeast December 5, 2009

Ned 

A Fun, Awesome, Baller, who likes to have a good time

That guy is such a Ned

Ned by Alison Nelson May 9, 2017

Ned 

Big Aussie Bloke which likes to shoot bush turkeys and hates the teachers and the girls love his cock

Ned kelly the greatest aussie

Ned by NEDANDNICKO.COM.AU May 24, 2018

ned 

constantly sipping on straight chlorine. definitely believes the hype. huggable.
ned = no evidence (of) disease. take with that what you will.
squishy white guy. and if you don’t understand this will be very weird.

person 1: “my dying wish is to hug ned”
person 2: “same bro”

ned by lennøx September 15, 2019

ned 

a little tiny town in the middle of the mountains, CO where the completely ridiculous holiday "Frozen Dead Guy Days" takes place every March. Also known to be home to some of the world's largest stoners.

"Where are you from?"
"Ned."
"You don't look like a weed-smokin' hippie..."

ned by 2chels3 March 12, 2007

ned 

Non Educated Delinquent

Scots term used to describe chav. Does not have to be from Glasgow. Often from in-bred farming backgrounds such as in the village of Braemar in Deeside, Scotland. Has had little or no attention and disipline from parents, who are probably wasters as well. Wears sports gear, trackies, burberry cap and/or scarf. Listens to electronic dance music with repetitive tune and lyrics, known to them as "beats." Has fascination with 80's and 90's hatchbacks, modifications, and "cruising." Generally stupid, are obsessed with going "on the sesh" meaning consuming copious amounts of alcohol, cigarettes and drugs. The males have a fixation to internet pornography. Also termed as bams (below average mentality) and they call themselves "casuals" As in:

Normal Person: "hello"
Ned: "You startin'!?"
Normal Person: "I do not fight people like you"
Ned: "you're gay, and I did your ma"
Normal Person: "Shut up you pathetic ned"
Ned: "I'm a casual, so shu'up you fucking homo"

ned by Chazmeister April 14, 2006

Ned 

Stands for Non-Educated Delinquent. The stereotype is someone who wears white tracksuits, burbery cap, has a bottle of Buckfast (cheap alcohol) in his/her hand. Generally applied to the violent NED stereotype.

"S***, NEDs!"

Ned by - October 5, 2003