newb got poned

someone inexpierienced in gameing that just got beaten badly.

joey: i just beat u by 70 points
charlie: i know i got beat badly
joey: newb got poned ohhhhhhh

by Austin Biddle May 3, 2006

newb elf

A warcraft 3 player who chooses night elf as his race, primarily because of the ease of use. Abuses elf to the full extent and/or whines about huntress armor type and how imbalanced balanced units are.

stfu newb elf and get some skill.
I just lost to a newb elf, time to go shoot myself.
Please abuse more stupid newb elf.

by TerrorBlade December 30, 2004

newb stick

This is asian guy named Joseph Lee In Mr. Morgan's 5th Period AP Biology class.

Your a newb stick Joe.

Joe(I'n Korean):Yeah I know. =

by Julie Nyguyen January 14, 2008

newb pwners

a band originally made as a satire to the band No Cover who originated in Sandpoint, Idaho

Newb Pwners is a band...myspace.com/newbpwners

by princessSophia8888 February 10, 2008

newb cake

when you kill an enemy with half a clip or more, while constantly firing untill their dead. burst shots do not count, reving up does not count or if enemy hits you once it also does not count and is easier to newb cake with a fast shooting weapon.

"i newb caked a guy with my mac11 so fast he didn't land one hit on me"

by theme57 March 24, 2008

newb stick

A weapon used to abuse/beat on newbs. A method of verbally slapping/disciplining rookies as you would a puppy with a newspaper.

Get lost rookie or Tollbooth Willie is going to beat you with his newb stick!

by lavvgiver April 12, 2010

Perma-newb syndrome

A syndrome where someone who, although experienced, will never become good at a game. They may play for a long time and get a few good rounds here and there, but for the most part, no matter how hard they try, they will never surpass newb level.

"Dude, you are horrible at this game. How long have you been playing?"
"A long time. I suffer from perma-newb syndrome"

by Yellow ninja March 7, 2013