MUSER

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by PHAKTIMAN December 21, 2018

musher

a patented move of external vaginal manipulation that invariably results in chicks really digging Cooter and Lumpy

"once Cooter gave her the musher, she was begging him for butt sex"

by Lumpy February 11, 2004

Post Midnight Muser

Any of the 10 crazy fans (Katie, Cathryn, Alana, Cal, John, Kent, Jen, Nick, Nicole, & Zina) who stayed after the Strand gig on April 16th, 2004 until well past three in the morning. They chatted it up with Dom and Chris, almost made it into the club with aforementioned, sat near the tires to stay warm, and were served coffee (with *sugarcubes), Hershey's kisses, and crisps by the infamous Tom Kirk. May they never forget the ties that bind them.

Oi! Tom! Remember me? I'm one of that crazy lot that wouldn't leave after Providence! I'm a Post Midnight Muser!

by Istya June 28, 2004

muster

to suck on (usually referring to the sucking of a nipple)
when one is mustered it can releave pain as well as stimulate your senses

WARNING: DO NOT MUSTER ANYONE AS IT MIGHT CAUSE LEAKAGE OF MILK

thou shalt muster thy nipple until it is the size of thee morsel

by morsel man April 2, 2009

Musher

A musher is halfway between a slimer and a Vesuvius slimer, retaining the form of the former but having a texture more like the latter. It tends to be large, to maintain its form in an uninterrupted continuum, and to emerge completely within about a second.

I blew a musher into the bowl this morning and it was wrapped around the inside of the bowl before I even knew I'd started shitting.

by Mel Biggs January 30, 2008

Masper

A way for saying sperma, the greek word for semen, in a polite way.

1) Thn teleytaia fora pou se eida eixes ena karo masper ston topa sou. Ti allakse?

2) - Ti odontokrema xrhsimopoieis kai einai toso leyka ta dontia sou?

- Aaa vazw masper ka8e vrady kai to afhnw xwris 3evgalma.

by dim07naoume June 29, 2011

musterfucked

When you use mustard as lube because there's nothing else and her snatch is as dry as the desert.

Steve: Bro how'd it go last night with Kim? Bob: It was ok till I ran out of lube and her baby maker was so dry I could soak El Niño with it, and had to musterfuck her.
Steve: Oh you musterfucked her? You nasty as hell.

by Poonj March 19, 2016