Munningsed

A munted, intoxicated state resulting in paralysis and amnesia where one ultimately wakes up unconscious in a shopping trolley in the middle of Bunnings.

I was so munningsed that, after shaving the hairs off my tongue, I began trying to remember what happened the previous evening.

by The real Bazza December 15, 2022

ewan manning

He's a total cock with a tiny dick.

I wouldn't fuck a Ewan manning

by EmilyLucy February 19, 2017

kenz manning

Everyone dresses up and a Makenzi Manning and shoves shovels of sand down each others throats chocking and throwing up into each others anal cavities. Then inserting the males dicks into the new sandpaper textured assholes.

Anyone wanna come over and Kenz Manning?

by Caleb Madden October 12, 2019

COVID-Munging

This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.

Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?

Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?

Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 July 6, 2020

Martha Manning

She deserved so much better.

John Laurens' wife who had his only child and died the year before he did at the age of 24. Poor girl.

Friend: Omg, my boyfriend just knocked me up and ran away to join the army and I haven't seen him since!
Me: Martha Manning, is that you?

by obsessed-historian October 7, 2020

pulling a peyton manning

Entering the "Big" game, only to choke in the presented pressure.

"Dude, what happened? You are the best, then you choked!"
"Sorry, man, I guess I pulled a Peyton Manning..."

The 2nd Super Bowl appearance.
The 3rd Super Bowl appearance.
Plus, numerous play-off losses prior to his first Super Bowl appearance.
"Put me in coach! I promise, I won't be pulling a Peyton Manning!"

by Mrs. Manning February 2, 2014

eli manning

incredible young giants qb. made the right decision not playing for the chargers, who without LT would be about as good as your local high school team. jealous chargers fans may say otherwise, but eli has the potential to be the next great thing in the NFL.

hey who's that new qb tearing up the NFL?
oh you must mean eli manning

by giantsfan December 25, 2005