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Drunk munchies 

The craving to consume mass quantities of absorbents after a session of moderate to heavy drinking. The effects are twofold: slowing down the rate of alcohol being introduced into the bloodstream, and depleting the amount of easily/already prepared food in one's kitchen. Foods high in fat, carbs, and/or salt are high on the craving list, as well as foods that feel pleasant in the mouth (e.g. french fries).

The polite boozer will purchase sufficient absorbents beforehand before drinking at someone else's house.
"Is there any more of that Chinese food? All this beer has given me the drunk munchies."

note: translated from Drunkenese to grammatically correct English for ease of reading.
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Minge Munchies 

Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.
Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!
Minge Munchies by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

Roll Over Munchies 

When you get so high that you pass out and wake up the next morning hungrier then a fucking bear
"Shit dude, I'm so fucking hungry, I've got those roll over munchies"

"Yeah me too man"

Metal Munchies 

When you really need to ear some metal music.
-I've got the metal munchies after hearing too much pop music at that party
Metal Munchies by SnakeMetal July 16, 2009

Joe Munchies 

A disparaging nickname for Senator Joe Manchin, the poseur Democrat from West Virginia, because his racist arguments are about as coherent as a 24-7 pothead.
Here comes Senator Joe Munchies with another illogical diatribe in defense of the neo-Nazi Republican filibuster!
Joe Munchies by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021

Sleep-munchies 

When you can't go to sleep or think about sleeping because hunger overcomes you.
Damn, I need second dinner. I have a mad case of the sleep-munchies.

Lunchie munchies 

This legendary sentence was said by our great lord Pip from South Park
Pip: Any of you blubs now what's for lunch, today?
Cargman and the gang: awkward silence
Pip: LUNCHIE MUNCHIES? HMMMMM?!