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costco muffin top

like the phrase muffin top but when an obese person wears extremely tight pants and the fat hangs over so much that it, sometimes, rolls over the pockets of the pants.
OMG! she shouldn't wear such tight pants, she gots a costco muffin top.
by pablo654 January 21, 2009
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muffinous

The act of emulating a muffin, or an other delicious dessert or pastry (i.e. donut)
She is SO muffinous and cute!
by Jax August 1, 2003
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muffintitus

is the rapidly spreading disese that makes one addicted to muffins..worse than any type of drug. Muffintitus can make you bankrupt from spending all your money on muffins. Usually the top of the muffin is wanted the most.
Whoa..i just looked at that damn muffin and caught muffintitus.
by jen nish May 5, 2008
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Muffin Top Syndrome

Complete social unawareness of one's appearance (i.e. having a muffin top and not realizing one's clothes do not fit properly)
Do you think that girl knows her jeans are tucked into her socks?

No way, she's got muffin top syndrome.
by Is your muffin buttered? October 21, 2010
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Muffintits

A cute girl (usually smaller) with perfectly proportioned, round, perky breasts.
Did you see what she was wearing today? Trying to hide them perfect little muffintits.
by theoddsmaker February 17, 2009
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finger muffin top

Finger Muffin Top is defined as the accumulation of excess skin and fat that bulges around a person's too-tight jewelry as it sits on either finger or wrist. Tell tale warning signs that you have finger muffin top would be the indentation of the jewelry on your body if you attempt to slide the piece around to adjust it. Failure of the jewelry to actually move means that not only do you probably have finger muffin top but you are actually endangering yourself.The cutting off of circulation is another sign that you are wearing something in the wrong size.
Judy, the 300 lb. cocktail waitress with the short vocabulary and even shorter sausage like fingers, wore a lot of rings. When she handed us our drinks, and her bloated man-hands were in our faces, her finger muffin top hung out over her cheap gold-plated cubic zirconia fashion rings.
by LondonLady75 April 17, 2010
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muffin top

the fat that hangs over to tight jeans, forming the look a like of the top of a muffin.
jane: ugg, did you see sally's muffin tops

becky: yay that girl needs new jeans!
by becky s June 11, 2006
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