Mumbler

camel toe taco jeans When a women wears pants so tight you can see her lips move but can't hear what she is saying.

That girl has a pair of mumblers on today.

by Andrew Christopher Smith October 20, 2008

mumblelard

A man or woman who is incapable of processing simple information or communicating simple information.

First Guy: I hear a phone ringing.

Second Guy: Its coming from your pocket, mumblelard.

OR

First Guy: What's going here?

Second Guy: NRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHTHM

First Guy: You mumblelard.

by Jumbe10 August 6, 2006

mumblence

grammatical unit containing many mumbled words; resembling a sentence but difficult to understand due to excessive mumbling of words throughout.

"Wait, What? I was following your story but you lost me with those last few mumblences."

by Emmers Rich March 5, 2011

mumbled for

Similar to "spoken for," when referring to relationship status, but more indistinct - when you are "mumbled for," you will hopefully be in a relationship soon, and it would be rude to engage in alternative romantic entanglements.

You might also be in a relationship with a person who mumbles.

Rob: Hey, you want to go enjoy the sunset together?
Jane: Sorry, I'm mumbled for - Dave and I have been seriously flirting for weeks now.

-or-

Jane: Hey darling, do we need more vegetables?
Dave: Hrmm mm huh roomm.
Jane: What?

by Tenelladan June 9, 2011

mumblebrag

When someone tries to slip in a humblebrag but the person they're speaking to doesn't care and stopped listening.

"Man I am so tired today"
> "... ok"
"Yeah I was up late working on my microbrew recipe"
> "oh"
"I won an award last year for best-" mumblebrag
> *gets off elevator*

by typhdotcom August 7, 2016

Mumblecunt

"When a person makes minimal effort to sing along to a song on the communal radio. It is loud enough to hear, but not clear enough to distinguish the words, therefore this person is the most irritating in the office environment.

"Going to have to put my headphones in to try to avoid the mumblecunts"

by KittyKatPryde June 7, 2019

Mumble Mode

Adjective; typically referring to a person (self or others)generally under the influence or intoxicated as they attempt to form sounds and syllables to coalesce into words or sentences.

Origin: originating in 1997 in Port Jefferson station NY somewhere on Comsewogue school district grounds while engaging in copious amounts of marijuana consumption.

Person A: ghdjxotbosudbf

Person B: dude what the fuck did you just say?

Person C: that mothafucker is in mumble mode.

Person B: Here bro, just take another hit...

Person A: hdjdirbtbxizir <hits blunt again>

by *Ranger* June 2, 2020