The spawn of Satan, whom normally resides in the firey pit of hell known as room 305. Not only is she the spawn of Satan, but she is also a blood-relative to Hitler, Stalin, and Kim Jong Il. Her favorite past times include: torturing virgins, raping infants, and preaching her methods to adolescents. When usually confronted, she screeches "TYPE TYPE" and ear-drums are known to bleed. She is a horrible person, who loves to lick the tears of anguish from her student's faces.
by ilovemathexceptnot February 05, 2010
A female you are going to hook up with, who has very little chance of it going any further.
She is right for tonight. A slump buster. One night stand.
She is right for tonight. A slump buster. One night stand.
"Noelle, Lauren, Karen, Gina all already left!"
Not my 1,2,3,4 or 5th choice. I guess -------- will due. Looks like she is Ms. Tonight.
Not my 1,2,3,4 or 5th choice. I guess -------- will due. Looks like she is Ms. Tonight.
by Gwynnetastic February 01, 2010
Michelle, a short hot english teacher, she has many good qualities about her. She is good looking and has a nice body. She is fun to be around and makes my day.
by Unknown.. August 31, 2007
Look at that ms kirby
by Yo mama!! March 10, 2015
Someone who gives you pieces of paper to glue in a thicc notebook and then spams left ISN's at you, and then, before you know it, there's an ISN check tomorrow and you have only about 30 ISNS TO DO. Demon-spawn that gives you about 20 worksheets and acts like its tax papers. Then you have to glue it and color and its terrible.
Friend 1: Oh, have you seen the new science teacher, Ms. Veneziale?
Friend 2: Yeah, she's psychopathic.
Friend 2: Yeah, she's psychopathic.
by Kohnny Cash October 26, 2022
The type of teacher that gives kids more work after taking an entire math state test thats how I made this when i made this i was suppose to be working but I dont wanna work <:C
by cuz why not? December 12, 2019
A "math teacher" with 0 knowledge of anything math related. A Ms Selby is commonly refered to as "dumber than a blonde girl". If you spot a Ms Selby KILL ON SIGHT, if you do not have the proper equipment, then RUN UR FAT LITTLE ASS OUT OF THERE. As a Ms Selby is banned from most public gathering places for being too dumb, you will probably never have to worry about ever encountering one, but always, ALWAYS carry a handgun for one use and one use only... to shoot this bitch.
Student: Hey have you seen that new netflix show.
Student #2: Nah ive been meani... dont turn around but there's a wild Ms Selby behind u!
Student #1: Oh FUCK!!
Ms Selby: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS DOCTOR!
Student #2: Nah ive been meani... dont turn around but there's a wild Ms Selby behind u!
Student #1: Oh FUCK!!
Ms Selby: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS DOCTOR!
by FuckUMsSelby May 12, 2022