Motel Romp

Finding a quaint quiet motel to bang the snot out of your girlfriend.

Me and Kelly went for a motel romp.

by Noahtastic May 12, 2007

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Monted

Getting so fucked, dope or dank that you reach a point of no return to the normal world.

I got so monted last night that I do not remember where i live.

by GOONKING June 6, 2014

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no-tell motel

run-down motel usually built in the 60's or 70's, preferably located just off the highway or in a sketchy part of town; usually known for reasonable hourly rates

Hey, I just saw Jerry's minivan outside the Crestview Motor Lodge.

What's he doing at that no-tell motel?

Hey man, ignorance is bliss. Know what I'm sayin'?

by ErsatzRubric August 10, 2006

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Mobed

Is a person, place, or thing that is interested in oddities normal people would avoid. This person, place, or thing has a knack for service and an unusual hatred for pirates and or birds.

The Mobed shat in his pants when the booty went smack.

by THE Urban Cowboy September 25, 2010

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Derived from the term "demoted." Used to add insult to injury when someone has been proven wrong in a public manner or to bring much more public attention from an otherwise oblivious crowd to another person’s erroneous assumption or verbal gaff. Basically, another way of saying “Dude, you’ve been demoted.” Often used for either the purposes of ego deflation of a "modee" or self-aggrandizement of the “moder.”

(1980s California version): “Ooooooh, moded!”

by charmaine w March 26, 2008

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Motel 6 Wi-Fi

A term for any public Wi-Fi that requires you to pay for an access code to use. These usually cost $3 per hour and is most prevalent in hotels, restaurants, and any other locations that exploit this. And once you do connect, you'll probably won't be able to watch YouTube or Netflix, or otherwise get into online games due to their crappy speed. See McDonald's Wi-Fi.

Named after Motel 6 whose Wi-Fi asks you to pay to use it.

At any Motel 6 location:
Susumu: Hey Kagami, are you up for some Smash online?

Kagami: Sure thing, pal. Just gotta connect my Switch to the... wait, it says you have to pay to use it?

Susumu: Yeah. Unfortunately, Motel 6 decided to be greedy jerks by asking all of their guests to buy an access code to hop on. You can play off of mine using the second Joy-Con, but don't get it greasy!

Kagami: Screw Motel 6 Wi-Fi. And the speed here isn't probably that good anyways.

by The Real Driller February 10, 2019

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