When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob, and you wake up the next day with tiny cuts on your dick.
by Lock Aria July 10, 2011
Get the Chain Saw Massacre II mug.During World War II British spies would sometimes use semen to write secret messages on paper, as it was invisible except with a black light, which were not common back then. The term now applies to cumming on a girl and writing a secret message with it on her using your dick.
by goldencalculatortodivide February 6, 2013
Get the British secret message mug.1. To wank and rub one out in a fast and feverish manner.
2. To receive a handy from your camp counselor at summer camp.
2. To receive a handy from your camp counselor at summer camp.
1. I was late for work again today. Gots cut back on the Bishop's Massage.
2. How was summer camp this year? Great. Experienced a Bishop's Massage for the first time. I'm already signed up for next summer.
2. How was summer camp this year? Great. Experienced a Bishop's Massage for the first time. I'm already signed up for next summer.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017
Get the Bishop's Massage mug.In Massachusetts everyone swerves across lanes without using blinkers or even looking, therefore a Massachusett's Lane Change is when someone is going at it and decides to switch orifices (Pussy to Ass) without any forewarning to the woman, its a complete surprise.
Vinny: Yeah dude, I pulled the Massachusetts Lane Change on her last night, she freaked out.
Johnny: Did she cry?
Vinny: Yeah a little bit, mostly because she never had anal before, I told her I slipped.
Johnny: Did she cry?
Vinny: Yeah a little bit, mostly because she never had anal before, I told her I slipped.
by Tom Sumner October 4, 2008
Get the Massachusetts Lane Change mug.The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.
I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.
by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009
Get the St. Diarrheas Day Massacre mug.mom: son, I'm so sorry but your dad has died after having a heart attack last night
son: i message game-"lets play 8 ball"
son: i message game-"lets play 8 ball"
by kapow March 18, 2019
Get the i message game mug.text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!
by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007
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