Monkey Fuck

Really shitty weed.

“No, I’m not gonna match with that monkey fuck you’ve got”

by Spunky Buns May 18, 2022

monkeyKnuckle

Underage girls muffs. I.e. those little girls you cant quite play with yet

Example 1
Yo I'm gonna die if someone on live pd gets arrested for 3rd degree monkeyKnuckling
Example 2
Hey that girls hot but I dont wanna get caught playin with that monkeyKnuckle

by OlGeorgeJefferson September 24, 2019

monkeyfucker

a ppl who makes the new generation with a monkey....

a monkeyfucker's ex gf might be a monkey

by W HP February 23, 2004

monkeydickass

Men or women who think they have monkey balls and big nuts on a dick so you wanna kick they ass.

If you say something else stupid I'm gone kick you monkeydickass.

by kayla smylez April 23, 2008

Monkey Fuck

A word where you and a friend get very bored and jump in the pool and start throwing a beachball around screaming profanities. This word causes all people to lose their train of thought.

Mom: You have bad grades and I think you-
Ted: Monkey Fuck.
Mom: what the hell was I saying?

by Holly && Kristen September 16, 2006

double header purple monkey fuck

The act of smoking a cigarette and just before your done you light another cigarette using the cherry from the first cigarette then smoke the second one.

Looks like our smoke break is a extended today. Plenty of time for a double header purple monkey fuck.

by fLeers March 17, 2013

Manikeyfuck

An exclamation with no true meaning whatsoever. An utterance which absolutely nobody understands. Some wandering mis-typed word in an e-mail that has you guessing as to it's true meaning for weeks on end.

"After I slammed my face into the wall I yelled manikeyfuck!"

by Mike Pick April 20, 2007