Manikeyfuck 

An exclamation with no true meaning whatsoever. An utterance which absolutely nobody understands. Some wandering mis-typed word in an e-mail that has you guessing as to it's true meaning for weeks on end.

"After I slammed my face into the wall I yelled manikeyfuck!"

Manikeyfuck by Mike Pick April 20, 2007

monkeyfuck 

Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud

Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck

monkeyfuck by Bungalow Bill March 4, 2003

Monkeyfuck 

A fuck of a monkey, or fuck from a monkey. Weird and shitty in either case.

Wow, that dipshit is surely ready for a monkeyfuck. Or maybe a monkeyfuck is ready for him.

Monkeyfuck by AntiGop February 11, 2021

monkeyfucking 

getting multiple people working on a problem that is not worth their collective time.

Oh great, and now he's got half the office monkeyfucking this simple configuration issue

monkeyfucking by mattly August 19, 2008

MonkeyFuck 

Using someones lit cigarette to light yours. Cigarette must be in person's mouth while lighting.

I can't find my lighter, Can I monkeyfuck you?

MonkeyFuck by KnapiLife December 17, 2011

monkeyfucker 

someone who fucks monkeys

celia is a monkeyfucker

monkeyfucker by Ajjizzle June 9, 2011

monkeyfucker 

n. a provocative but endearing prankster, not exasperating enough to be deemed a motherfucker.

Did you drop a Mentos in my diet soda? You monkeyfucker.

monkeyfucker by snarkymalarkey September 26, 2009