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Money Fuck

Over tipping a waitress or bartender because they are hot.
My boyfriend just money fucked the bar tender because she had DD tits.
by WauzekaD September 17, 2010
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monkey fucking

when you are smoking a cigarette and you light the second cigarette with the first.
Dave enjoys monkey fucking outside of his dorm.
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monkey fucking a football

generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck.
Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.
by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009
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monkey fucking

Attempting to fuck while wearing clothes.
Alyssa and Chad were monkey fucking in the bedroom because they were scared about getting caught with their clothes off when Alyssa's mom showed up to pick her up.
by Yo dude it's me January 28, 2007
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The Monkey Fucking The Skunk

This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.
Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.
by Hard Ass May 22, 2003
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monkey fucking

A sexual position involving a large woman and two five gallon buckets. The woman assumes a position where her asshole is pointed so that the best angle to fuck her is straight down, at which point you climb upon the two buckets and then proceed to fuck her in a vertical motion with your penis at a dick bending 180 degree angle. Most importantly you must then smack her ass cheeks with both hands with every successive thrust, giving you the appearance of a monkey hopping up and down with flailing arms. NOises are optional, but always appreciated
Call up your mom and tell your friend Bussy to bring some buckets, we are gonna do some monkey fucking tonight
by philip anselmo March 10, 2007
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