Monkeism

A religion in which a human rejects humanity and embraces monke

Monkeism will help cure silly human of industrial revolution

by Master humbinder November 8, 2020

Monkey’d

Outplaying someone to the point they seem as dumb and primitive as a monkey. (monkied can be used as well for plural)

Ruffee monkey’d on the final opponent with a no scope.

Dewlap monkied on the other team when he killed all 3 with his last 3 shots.

by ItsRuffee February 8, 2021

Nothing Monkey

Nothing Monkey is a user of a Facebook group that observes but very rarely comments. When they do comment it is usually sarcastic in nature. They can usually be found outside of facebook hunting cats for fun.

"Wow I see Ben commented again. Yeah ben is a right Nothing monkey". "I see several cats have gone missing, probably that Nothing monkey doing it again"

by C.H.Ungs October 13, 2019

Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey

The most chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice summer night. They are found in China but are chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it.

Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.

Guy 1: Yo this is my main man Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, *daps him up* he pays half rent with me.
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr

by Bruhwhy22 April 11, 2021

monke

monke is the best thing in the world even mroe good than hooman,
dumb hooman destroys the world and monke is just peacefull

i love monke do you love monke too?
yes i also love monke everyone who doesnt love monke should die

by monke man tom (epik) July 21, 2021

junk monkey

'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.

Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.

by George Fricke October 25, 2006

Monke

Monke is life. Life is monke. Give monke banana. Monke happy. Monke god. Monke chonky. Monke life.

Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today?

Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.

Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen

Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!

*epic battle scene*

*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*

Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*

*monke god summons*

Monke god: u have done well bro

Dude 1: Yes god! I have!

Ending

by monkegoddoode December 9, 2020