The Monks

A short lived yet kick-ass Garage rock band and one of the earliest forms of punk in Rock N Roll history. Made up of five upstanding American GI soldiers stationed in Germany, this band are a hidden gem if there ever was one. Their radically different look compared to other bands of the time came by dressing like Catholic Monks and having the scalps of their heads shaved. Their first and only album release titled 'Black Monk Time', recorded in 1965, is an underground classic, featuring songs like "Complication" and "Shut Up". Their lyrics touched on subjects of the time such as opposition to the Vietnam War. They were the anti-Beatles before anybody else was!

Mikey: Have you ever heard of this band called the Monks?
John: The UK punk band of the late seventies?
Mikey: No, I mean the cool and original one from the mid sixties that secretly made the first ever punk rock record? Give it a listen...
John: Woah, what the F....

by RockHistorian November 13, 2018

Trust Your Monks

(1)The action of being able to secure yourself from another person's insult.

(2)Command Form: Implying that you have played a joke on your friend, or if your friend has failed miserably and you want to expose his/her failur.

(1) After leaving the classroom, Lancaster realized that he left his backpack unwatched,

thus realizing that he can't trust his monks.

(2) Everybody told Dillon, "Trust Your Monks" because he could not beat beat Bloons 15 on the computar.

by MonkMaster123 May 21, 2009

monoshag

A person who has only has sexual intercourse on one occasion.

Matt Carlton is a monoshag, he has only had sex once.

by Matt Carlton September 24, 2007

Monks Chain

A Chain of (gay) men linked by Penis and rectom forming a complete circle.

The Gay orgie formed a perfect monks Chain

by Jack H Jarvis October 29, 2008

monastery

A very religious person

"I can't believe she goes to church every other day!"
"Yeah, she's definitely a monastery."

by lovveelllyyxx3 July 7, 2009

Monasterboice

A parish in county Louth north of Drogheda. Well known for such attractions as Donegans pub and Mulroys shop, where you can purchase the finest penny sweets

in the country from Denis. Its also well known for is doughuts of the rubbery, burnt on to a road variety. Also goes by the following names: The Mon, Miami Boice and shit hole.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Perosn 2: Monasterboice
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: Ohh I mean Miami Boice
Person 1: Ohh that shit hole!

by Monasterboice boredom May 11, 2009

Mohsan

Someone who cant spell and ships himself with others.

Ur a mohsan

by Someone you know that he knows August 21, 2018