tity monger

1. A bargaining merchant of tits

2. One who frequently screws tits

1. That tity monger set up a stand where he sold tits at various prices.

2. That tity monger couldn't get enough of her tits, he fucked them all night long.

by Nick and Mike August 28, 2007

point mongering

The act of actively analyzing a graded test, project, paper, etc. for the sole purpose of finding an error in the instructor's ways and "getting back" points to achieve a higher score.

"Why is Keegan arguing with the teacher?" "He's point mongering."

by Doctor_T September 25, 2011

Reek-monger

It’s basically just a person that absolutely stanks due to a lack of personal hygiene. If you go more than 5 days consecutively without a shower you’re probably a reek-monger.

Steven: “ ugh, did you smell Matt in the hallway? That man needs to take a damn shower for once in his life?”
Marcus: “ Yea facts, I was boutta yack. He’s such a reek-monger.

by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021

Edge monger

Some who is so edgy they get even more edgy.

Riley Dodds i s an edge monger

by Itzvike September 14, 2017

penis monger

A male prostitute.

Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)

The literal definition is "one who sells penis"

When my mom died, my dad became a penis monger.

by DaMathBoy November 01, 2006

Cock Monger

1. Some one or some thing that enjoys eating a heeping pile of cock.

2. A cock lover.

"God he is such a Cock Monger!"

by D0NNY May 09, 2010

Dick Monger

Any girl (or maybe a gay guy... I guess) who is excessively flirty or tries to be friends with you because she wants your cock. tries to be cool, hangs out with other "wow-my-self-esteem-is-so-low-i-wish-i-was-cool" girls who think they're cool.

-hey bro guess who I talked to yesterday?
-Kim?
-yeah, what a dick monger
-haha yeah...

by Snoochie_Noochie September 23, 2009