GradeAUnderA told you to search for this to see the stupidest named animal and you did. Good job for ya mate u ain’t the lazy bastard we all thought u were!
Any Normal Human: Hey! Look at that frog!
Some Stupid Scientist: oMg WtF i’Ve DIsCovErEd A nEW spECieS!!! I’Ll cALl iT A moUntAIn cHiCken!! sUReLy noBodY wILl GEt conFuSeD!!
Any Normal Person:
Scientist:
Any Normal Person: *jumps out a window*
Some Stupid Scientist: oMg WtF i’Ve DIsCovErEd A nEW spECieS!!! I’Ll cALl iT A moUntAIn cHiCken!! sUReLy noBodY wILl GEt conFuSeD!!
Any Normal Person:
Scientist:
Any Normal Person: *jumps out a window*
by 104171 March 20, 2019
Noun.
Refering to a person of large physical stature, or strength.
To pull off the name "Fuck", you've gotta be tough.
If you're a mountain man, your double tough.
Refering to a person of large physical stature, or strength.
To pull off the name "Fuck", you've gotta be tough.
If you're a mountain man, your double tough.
by rpetras April 27, 2008
Candy Mountain is a land of sweets and joy and joyness, and sugary goodness. The Leoplurodon will guide your way to candy mountain.
BUT BEWARE:
Do not enter the cave, for you will lose your kidneys!
BUT BEWARE:
Do not enter the cave, for you will lose your kidneys!
"Come on Chaaaaaarlie! Chaaaarlie! Let's go to candy mountain!"
"When you're down and looking for some cheering up, just head to the candy mountain cave!"
"When you're down and looking for some cheering up, just head to the candy mountain cave!"
by Ghad March 02, 2008
Person 1: "In the shadow of Great Mountain, I feel the emptiness of my own soul."
Person 2: "You are a fool."
Person 1: "I never should have committed that murder."
Person 2: "You are a fool."
Person 1: "I never should have committed that murder."
by the river meanders slowly January 22, 2009
Often used to describe a girl (plain or muscular), whether ill tempered or mellow with abnormal superhuman strength that defies all sense of logic and reason.
Kagura is holding the scooter down, preventing Gintoki to speed away.
Gintoki: Shinpachi, you’ve suddenly got a lot heavier.
Kagura: I’ve never seen a grown man abandon a girl being chased by the yakuza.
Gintoki: Well, I’m a boy at heart. And besides, in this country, we don’t call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.
Gintoki: Shinpachi, you’ve suddenly got a lot heavier.
Kagura: I’ve never seen a grown man abandon a girl being chased by the yakuza.
Gintoki: Well, I’m a boy at heart. And besides, in this country, we don’t call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla.
by jackkanarchy99 January 24, 2011
by tbone07 December 29, 2010
A woman from the country mountains where they raise cows, wrestle men, and strong as an ox as well as drink anyone under the table; however, they tend to get a little rowdy while under the influence. When they get older their interactions in the city life tend to be a little naïve.
I saw a mountain woman named Heather at the Wilkes County Fair put away a jar of moonshine, wrestle an ox, two steer then mash the button; I wouldn't want to mess with her!
by Daed Man Walking 207 August 21, 2017