mountain porn

a stash of printed pornographic material found by accident in a remote area; usually refers to material printed prior to the internet age

While walking along the Pacific Crest Trail, Ed stumbled upon some mountain porn that brought him enjoyment for several days.

by ixtup March 9, 2019

Mountain Blow Pig

A typically overweight or relatively unattractive woman used exclusively for sex or sexual acts, from a more rural community or region.

Let's go to the local dive bar and wrangle us up a few mountain blow pigs!

by Mbp19 November 29, 2019

mountain people mountain sea

When your friend is a retard, they don't know the word crowd.

Jian Sheng : " I wrote mountain people mountain sea in my essay."

Jinhao : " Are you dumb?"

Jeffery : " Are you fucked in the head"?

by HotdogJesus November 30, 2021

Mountain Bailey's

Mountain Bailey's is the combination of Bailey's Irish Cream and Mountain Dew. This is a drink only to be consumed by the stupid, because it tastes absolutely terrible.

Dude 1: We should try a Green Lantern.

Dude 2: Hell yeah, we should.

Dude 1: I'll see if we have some whiskey.
Nope, but I have some Bailey's.

Dude 2: Ok, why the fuck not.
Oh my god, this is fucking terrible.

Dude 1: Let me try!
Fuck that's nasty.

Dude 2: Mountain Bailey's, mmm chunky.

by Oooooold Greeeeeeegg September 8, 2011

mountain boy

A mysterious boy who lives in secret. He's shy, yet once you get to know him, he's the greatest person you'll ever meet. He has those captivating eyes that you would find only on Princes from fairy tales. He lives a very good life and doesn't let anyone push him down. His one weakness, the girl he's falling in love with.

"Man, you're such a mountain boy!"

by wiser123456 September 10, 2016

mountain holler

The only kickass soft drink. PS: WZW's Main Sponsor

Mountain Holler stomps freakin ass.

by Mark Martel May 5, 2003

Mountain Monkey

Distant relatives of the better-known but enigmatic Japanese "Snow Monkeys", North American Mountain Monkeys can be found in the greater Rocky Mountain region. They construct small, functional lairs and are often found hurtling down steep slopes at high speeds in all seasons. They are gentle at heart but can be dangerous if crossed -- approach them carefully while maintaining eye contact. Offerings of food and drink can't hurt either.

That dude's such a mountain monkey, he hasn't changed his long johns all season!

by monkesius mountainii November 23, 2011