double mitzvah

sex on Shabbat

Babe, nobody's home and it's a Friday night, wanna do a double mitzvah?

by who_even_is_jesus July 3, 2022

Bed Mitzvah

A college bed party so elaborate that it feels like a Bat Mitzvah in scope and expense.

Right after Madison got accepted into Indiana University, her parents began party planning for her Bed Mitzvah. Not only was her bed covered with so much college merch it reached to the ceiling, but there wasn't space in her room for all the friends who came over to celebrate.

by Zombie in the Machine September 6, 2022

Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.

Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021

Mitzvah

1. A precept of commandment.
2. A good deed done for religious duty

I honestly dont know, i dont speak hebrew. Mitzvah

by yemy October 22, 2022