double mitzvah

sex on Shabbat

Babe, nobody's home and it's a Friday night, wanna do a double mitzvah?

by who_even_is_jesus July 3, 2022

Bear mitzvah

An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.

The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.

by BTiphoon June 23, 2022

Mitzvah

1. A precept of commandment.
2. A good deed done for religious duty

I honestly dont know, i dont speak hebrew. Mitzvah

by yemy October 22, 2022

Mitzvah Tail

When a person tucks in their shirt and one or multiple tzitzit strings are accidentally hanging out directly down the buttcrack area

Chaim was walking around with a mitzvah tail and he didn't notice

by BennBrack November 3, 2025

Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.

Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021