double mitzvah

sex on Shabbat

Babe, nobody's home and it's a Friday night, wanna do a double mitzvah?

by who_even_is_jesus July 3, 2022

Bed Mitzvah

A college bed party so elaborate that it feels like a Bat Mitzvah in scope and expense.

Right after Madison got accepted into Indiana University, her parents began party planning for her Bed Mitzvah. Not only was her bed covered with so much college merch it reached to the ceiling, but there wasn't space in her room for all the friends who came over to celebrate.

by Zombie in the Machine September 6, 2022

Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.

Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021

Canadian Bar Mitzvah

It's when your canadian child is old enough for you to kick it. Usually in-between 1 and 2 years old. You must do this while yelling, "Kick the baby!"

I'm so excited for little Travice's first birthday. I think he's old enough to get his Canadian Bar Mitzvah!

by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024

MitzvahPalooza

Extravagant and lavish coming-of-age party for jewish teens. On November 2005, exemplified by a NY Long Island multi-millionaire who threw a plushy bat mitzvah party for his daughter by hiring celebrity artists costing millions of dollars in talent fees alone and giving away souvenir kiddy bags consisting of digital cameras & new video ipods worth $1000/each.

That businessman squandered about $10M when he hosted a mitzvahPalooza for his daughter.

by Ardee Guzzi December 3, 2005

shit-mitzvahed

getting shitfaced at a bar or bat-mitzvah

Toby: How was the bat-mitzvah?
Adam: Awesome, I got shit-mitzvahed and hooked up with a 13 year old.

by Ollie (IGR) March 28, 2009

Bro Mitzfah

An African American male's coming of age ceremony. Celebrated at the thirteenth birthday. The young man will memorize negro hymns, celebrate the history of fellow African American males that have impacted history, learn and memorize a hymn, poem or speech of a famous African American male in history. The young man will now be responsible for his actions and will pledge to follow the ten commandments.

We had a great time at Giovanni's bro mitzfah, I loved the way he sang the negro national anthem.

by Tee Adams June 11, 2017