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Mistretta Drunk

To become so highly intoxicated that you have a seizure
Padre: Son, I want you to know that I'ma pin ta get mistretta drunk at your homecoming dance tonight

Son: Sounds good father, I plan on doing the same
by bobthehob September 29, 2011
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Swiss Mistress

A woman (single or married) who successfully seduces a married man and has a romantic relationship with him, yet she does not nessessarily need to be having sex with him. The key to making her a Swiss Mistress is that she is not looking for any long term committment and enjoys being the Mistress. The term came from business class men in Zürich, Switzerland who would often be seduced by women in their business relations and often go to them as a source of lust and sexual release.
A female co-worker flirts with a man at work until he flirts back to the point that they make-out in his car after work. Since she does not want to destroy his marriage and values their friendship, she continues to offer loving confort when he needs it. Sometimes sex. She would be his Swiss Mistress.
by vamperism November 27, 2010
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Mistress

Spare pussy to have when your wife or girlfriend is either on the rag or just not in the mood to straddle the cock. Traditionally a popular stress reliever in France, which might explain why they rarely wage wars these days.
After my wife tried the old "I have a headache" tactic for avoiding sex, I hopped over to the other side of town where my mistress gladly spread her legs for me.
by urban pervert October 31, 2003
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Mistress

The woman who is dominant to you and will gladly punish you at any time for any thing.
see bitch
You missed a spot on the window...
Bend over to be spanked!
by tiffany April 28, 2004
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mistresspiece

similar to masterpiece, only sooo much better because its been made by women!!!

or

A fictional cake company set up by me and Katie
"omg that picture's so amazing!!"
"yeah... you could even call it a mistresspiece"

or

"Mistresspiece have so far made one cake... involving freddo being mysteriously assassinated in a sweet shop. Currently carries health warnings due to excess sugar."
by FairyQueen November 24, 2006
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mistress christmas

a random day a few days before or after christmas when you can get away from the wife and exchange presents with your girlfriend
this year mistress christmas was on the 22nd because the wife was out of town.
by billy smallz December 21, 2009
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Mistressish

Typically a beautiful Canadian woman about 32 with gorgeous eyes, incredible lips, voluptuous body with a passion for life that seems endless.

Loves sex any place anytime with no hangups whatsoever.....

This woman is aware of what she wants and how she wants it and is willing to go to any lengths to get it.

Always out to please her man no matter what!

Typically falls for musicians named Bernie (Please refer to Bernie "always gets the job done the first time" hehehe).

This woman is also refered to as "The Canadian Virus" mmmmmm....

If you catch this virus men there is no cure.....Enjoy!
Mistressish is typically a beautiful Canadian woman about 32 with gorgeous eyes, incredible lips, voluptuous body with a passion for life that seems endless.

Please refer to Steph or Stephanie
by BernMan April 29, 2010
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