nose missile

When a snot projectile is ejected as a result of sneezing.

Brad's nose missile barely missed hitting Rita's blouse.

by Bob Velvetta June 11, 2017

OMG missile

An addon for Garry's Mod. Consists of a bullet floating over the player's left index finger. The player fires this weapon by pointing to where the bullet should go. When hit, an NPC flies straight up into the air, and explodes shortly after.

Dr. Kleiner got owned with an OMG missile

by ThePotato December 11, 2011

Scat Missile

The act of covering one's penis with shit with the sole intention of having another lick all but the tip off, when the male climaxes the semen fires out along with the poop.

Iris enjoyed the taste of the scat missile as she smiled with her Dirty Sanchez.

by MJCM July 23, 2010

Cum Missile

When a man ejaculates a pint or more of semen.

"Bitch I'm gonna bust a fucking cum missile all over yo face"

by Trippze August 23, 2011

scottish missile

when you dont have sex for a long time and you finally do, your bust is so powerful that it blows the chick away from you.

i scottish missiled her last night

by bob family November 26, 2004

missile toe

the male version of cameltoe, i.e., when you can see the guy's package because of the tightness of the pants

Wow, Jim's missile toe nearly put my eye out today when he walked up to my cubicle.

by Jon Michael November 2, 2007

Douche Missile

A douche of extreme proportion, known to terrorize the undouched world with his/her annoying and entirely useless presence, pathetic witticisms, and overall offensiveness.

Dan is not your average douche. He is a flaming douche missile.

by dbag5000 May 1, 2005