double-your-age-minus-seven

The exact opposite of Half-your-age-plus-seven except it determines the reasonable "oldest" acceptable age a person could date so ((your age)*2-7)=X
As X is the oldest acceptable age a person could/ should date.

To find out what age limit (upwards) you should abide to then use this:
Double-your-age-minus-seven
Ex.

22*2-7=37

So the oldest I should/could date would be 37 years old

or

25*2-7=43

by Chewietedy December 4, 2013

t minus zero

What Mission Control in the Houston Space Center never says. They stop after T Minus 1 because T Minus zero is not significant in the countdown.

T Minus 5,4,3,2,1,0...o theyre already gone!

by Will May 12, 2004

70 minus 1

Same as "69". Said when you want to appear clever to your friends. Or used when you need to say it in front of other people for a bit of stealth conversation.

Scene-crowded diner

Waiter: You boys need anything else?

Boys: No thanks.

waiter walks away

Bill: Hey, did you ever mess around with that bird from Club Strange that was hitting on you?

Fred: Oh yeah- we got into some "70 minus 1" at an afterhours I saw her at last weekend.

by johnnyorbit May 1, 2007

t minus zero

it means "now". t=time... minus zero..

t minus 20 would mean 20 minutes from now, assuming time was like a stopwatch counting down.

by Bethany Nolan May 12, 2004

minushka

It's a person thats love art and music and all different kinds of different activities.

See you later minushka

by Madison paul May 15, 2018

one forth your age minus one

1. The rule that states that in order to be a pedophile, the person you are interested in must be at most 1/4 your age minus one. You must also be at least 50 years old for this to apply... other ages have different intervals of pedophilicness

Hank: you, I'm totally in love with that 11 year old

Jenkins: dude... you're like 80

Hank: One forth your age minus one, I could have gone with a 19 year old...

by squintz_is_da_man September 16, 2009

Minus

A living embodiment of a negative miserable fuck. Who’s sole purpose is to attach themselves to things and make them negative. Approach with caution may cause states of unhappiness and misery

That person is a minus sign. Can never let anyone be positive. They should learn to smile

by Thesmileman69 August 30, 2020