Minecraft

A game where blocks sit in the air and you see Herobrine every 6.3 seconds just so that you have a new conspiracy theory video to post on YouTube and cows ride pigs but it looks like humping after a hangover.

Player 1: Yo let play Minecraft.
Player 2: Cool we like dat Minecraft.
***8.43 SECONDS INTO PLAYING IN A WORLD***
Player 1: Shit I see Herobrine.
Player 2: Let's post on YouTube.

by Mister Felly September 3, 2019

Minecraft

A game where everything is made of 1 meter cubed blocks.
There are 4 modes:

Survival: Gather resources, build a house, fight health and hunger, kill the Ender Dragon.
Adventure: Same as Survival but you can't destroy blocks.
Hardcore: Survival with no respawning
Creative: Build anything with unlimited resources, free flying, and no health or hunger.
Minecraft is awesome
Current version: 1.3.2

The new 1.4 update in Minecraft will have leather armor and wolf collars that can be dyed, cobblestone walls, item frames, new potions, carrots and golden carrots along with potatoes and baked potatoes, beacons, zombie villagers, bats, witches and more!!

by link998 October 13, 2012

Minecraft

A game that is just blocks

I just died 3 times by a creeper and killed 781 zombies in Minecraft

by KillerOC July 23, 2019

Minecraft

what you do instead of fortnight.

Minecraft: i dont like fortnite

by greyideas get edgy January 27, 2019

minecraft

a game were you just place a bunch of blocks and become addicted to placing blocks, then you go play roblox....

Get the f**ck out of my room im playing minecraft!!!

by Stupidguy234 August 23, 2017

Minecraft

The birthplace of Gamers and a true have. A place forgotten and abandoned, where creepers and zombies could roam. Remember kids, don't mine at night.

"DO YOU REMEMBER Minecraft?"
"huh.. yea"

by JustMeCrazy June 3, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is a game. It kidnaps you from your problems.

Minecraft is also a game with no physics. BLOCKS CAN FLOAT!

Minecraft is so unrealistic because of its physics.

by EllaMiranda16 February 9, 2018