Milkman's Secret

Taking someone up the ass. The "backdoor".

I turned her away from me, bent her over, and took the Milkman's Secret.

by MurderingRobot March 8, 2014

dubious milkman

a pimp, good with the ladies

Charlie was such a dubious milkman tonight, he got 10 phone numbers

by Dubious Milkman November 17, 2004

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Milkman

It means a man, either a bi or gay man, even straight with a irresistable hunger for other mens sperm. this man will use it in everyway, including eating, drinking, drying and rehydrating and even snorting like narcotics. milk man also begs other men whilst they are drunk or under the fluence of drugs for semen samples

You are such a milkman you f*aggot

by henward December 28, 2005

milkman

when someone drinks an insane amount of milk then partakes in oral sex

girl: man i just drank an entire gallon of milk now i'm really horny

guy: man, i should go milkman that hoe

by tschlep March 18, 2009

Milkman

A man that is able to produce milk from his nipples due to a hormone imbalance

Peter Griffin was a great milkman for Stewie when he tapped into his feminine side

by YourGirlCallsMeDaddy October 14, 2016

Milkman

The person who turned off HTML at the EGM board at www.gamers.com

I hate Milkman

by steffinb January 27, 2003