Brett Middleton

one hot babe, who goes to my school. He is really obessive about his hair. but for good reason:)

oh, my god! I think I'm gonna faint! Brett Middleton looked at me!

by dovaloven November 18, 2004

Kate Middleton

Aka Duchess of Cambridge. She is the beautiful, stylish wife of Prince William and his three adorable children.

Every single time Kate Middleton wears something, it immediately sells out in every single country.

by Mylameusername February 20, 2022

Middleton

Piece of shit town with nothing to do besides ride around and get high or pregnant or drunk or all three simultaneously. Small town idiots who pick on kids in high school and eventually turn into Crystal Meth addicts.

"I'm from Middleton and I'm a fuckhead."

by sixtynineisreallyfine August 26, 2011

Middlesex 4-H

A happy place, full of friends and drama! originally a farming club it has now become more modern with cclogging, cooking, RC cars, and mini golf. At our fair, you can buy all sorts of foods, deep fried cheese cake, cat on a stick, and that stuff that looks like chicken. our teen council puts on the greatest haunted house in NJ every october.

Rachel: Boy bobby, you sure seem to be in love with that mini-golf course.
Bobby:yeah, middlesex 4-H has me hooked on it.

Laura: Abbie! we need to go get deep fried chocolate covered cheese cake on a stick.
Abbie: why?
Laura: because we are frome middlesex 4-H!

Dan: Teen councils haunted house rocks!
Heffer: I know, it's all because it was built in middlesex, by 4-Hers

by be kool March 15, 2009

Westlake MiddleSchool

This school is full of whores and fuckboys and the gym favorites. Not to mention all the gay and emo kids. Almost everyone is a stoner and depressed. Oh, and Parker will do anything for you to get detention. This school is complete bullshit. Fuck this school.

"Fuck Westlake MiddleSchool."

by ThatOneKidInthatonedress May 6, 2018

Tim Middleton

a subtle blend of mental dysfunction and the purest form of evil genius, tantalisingly marinated in succulent twist of depravity.

Tim Middleton is a psycho

by DCLXVI February 20, 2005

middletown

City in connecticut, the most pathetic state in the U.S. We got bloods stepping on the crips' bandana, causing WW3.
Middletown is the place you want to live so you can kill people and dump them in the CT river.

Yo Nigga, he a crip, lets dump his ass in the CT river.

by fdgjdflgjkfghjklfgh February 27, 2005