MICHIGAN-the worst state in the US, here's a coupla reasons:
1.) michigan wolverine football team sux balls, because theyre on a 5 game losing streak, aginst OSU!,
2.) how does it feel to lose against Appalachain State?
3.) all the women there, are actually men
4.) their team in the 2008-09 season, the detroit Lions, went 0-16.
and that is why MICHIGAN SUCKS
ps...OHIO STATE BUCKS RUUUUUUUULE!!!! -foreva muthafucka!!!!
1.) michigan wolverine football team sux balls, because theyre on a 5 game losing streak, aginst OSU!,
2.) how does it feel to lose against Appalachain State?
3.) all the women there, are actually men
4.) their team in the 2008-09 season, the detroit Lions, went 0-16.
and that is why MICHIGAN SUCKS
ps...OHIO STATE BUCKS RUUUUUUUULE!!!! -foreva muthafucka!!!!
by ohio foreva muthafucka March 19, 2009
the crappiest state in this country. has lost to appalachian state and oregon state. is going to get their ass handed to them when the buckeyes come to town
by michigan sucks October 01, 2007
by Savoca November 08, 2007
State with horrible drivers, too many shite Ford shitey Mustangs, spoiled brats, and jacked up roads, with car insurance rates high as hell.
Oh yeah, snow in June...WTF?!
Oh yeah, snow in June...WTF?!
by Former-Ohioan August 10, 2003
1. A source of ridicule for Ohioans; the butt of many common playground jokes for young Ohioan schoolchildren.
2. Home of the worst football team in all time.
3. Funny lookin'
2. Home of the worst football team in all time.
3. Funny lookin'
by Random Ohioan March 27, 2005
1. A northern state of the U.S.
2. Pot-hole country.
3. Could be the only state where seeing trailer trash isn't a repulsive sight to most.
4. A state where a lot of people have mucus in their throats do to "dampness in the air"(?)
5. No real fun is had here. When you consider that it's the home of Detriot (arm-pit of this nation), What can a person expect?
6. One state where the generalizing phrase "People are stupid" is said so much it becomes commonplace. Often the people who says that are talking about themselves. At least one would hope so, for honesty's sake.
2. Pot-hole country.
3. Could be the only state where seeing trailer trash isn't a repulsive sight to most.
4. A state where a lot of people have mucus in their throats do to "dampness in the air"(?)
5. No real fun is had here. When you consider that it's the home of Detriot (arm-pit of this nation), What can a person expect?
6. One state where the generalizing phrase "People are stupid" is said so much it becomes commonplace. Often the people who says that are talking about themselves. At least one would hope so, for honesty's sake.
1. Similar to Maine.
2. "I just ran through four pot-hole driving down Beech Daly...better check for a flat when I get home..."
3. "Bill and Keith have bad teeth and stink, but they know how to have a good time."
4. "*cough cough cough ahem cough ahem AHEM cough cough*"... all year 'round.
5. A party themed around a has-been like Bon Jovi is considered a blast around here.
6. "Look at his method of doing his job. God, people are stupid." The speaker goes off to have a cigarette.
2. "I just ran through four pot-hole driving down Beech Daly...better check for a flat when I get home..."
3. "Bill and Keith have bad teeth and stink, but they know how to have a good time."
4. "*cough cough cough ahem cough ahem AHEM cough cough*"... all year 'round.
5. A party themed around a has-been like Bon Jovi is considered a blast around here.
6. "Look at his method of doing his job. God, people are stupid." The speaker goes off to have a cigarette.
by Mr. Bird November 13, 2004
The state of unemployement, terrible college football teams, yeah appalachian state did beat michigan. The state of saddness. The state covered in a fozen wasteland. I feel sorry for them up in michigan. Oh we dont give a care for the whole state of michigan cause we're from OHIO! 4 game win streak for the buckeyes!
by Adam Sparks April 09, 2008