mini minion

A term to describe an annoying friend that is small in stature. Especially a friend that squirrel-humps everything and everyone in sight while making the most obscure and random animal noises.

Ray: Hey man here comes the mini minion.
Ted:Oh shit, whatch your legs.
Camron:Merrrr...(humping movements and sounds begin)

by Steelgiant75 September 2, 2004

Minion

A name used by Elite players of the pc gaming community, they have the ability to claim the top of the score board as their home

Man that guy was on destroying us that game, what was his name? Minion.

by Joexx February 10, 2010

minion

those yellow niggas you see 40 year old moms sharing

mom:"golly those minions sure are funny"

by doodle guy July 25, 2018

minion3

The god of all peoples annd of all things holy and magical. SOmetimes a follower.

minion, god, magic

by MissModular February 27, 2005

condom minion

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.

Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!

by Halevi January 8, 2019

the minions

a group of bitchy girls who hav to do EVERYTHING together/the same. really popular and really annoying. stupid. airheaded. use like every other word. follows each other around in packs. steals peoples lunch tables on purpose to annoy the other party.

minion1: lets like go like jump off this like cliff!
minions2-4: LIKE YEAH!
the minions1-4:*jumps off cliff*

minion1: oh em gee, i think i broke a nail!
minions2-4: like OMG!! we need 2 like find like, a like hospital, or like sumthing...

minion: im fat...*when actually average size*

by the great monteray jack&friend October 4, 2008

minions

The disgusting trash of the earth. Yellow. They've taken over this once somewhat clean world, and now it is a trash heap. They are only liked by moms and young children.

Me: the minions are putrid, horrific, and are a waste of time. They do not deserve an entire movie.

Moms everywhere: *gasps and stares in horror*

by Old Chocolate Bar July 29, 2015