Miracle Baby

Miracle baby's are people that have hade a near death experience when they were little. They are also the nicest, funniest, best people that you are so thankful that they survived and you got to know them! Not every one likes them but once you get to know them they will be one of your best friends!

Hi Miracle baby!

by .Conner.jonnes.12345678910.!? November 29, 2018

miracle whips

It be dem expensive cars.

"I'm killin y'all niggaz on this lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips."

-Kanye West

by Keyser Soze September 4, 2004

Miracle Job

While at a bar or nightclub, you are jacked off by a woman you do not know and do not wished to be jacked off by, while dancing, although circumstances force the issue. You then proceed to cum on the woman's back for lack of another place to shoot your load. Afterwards, the woman introduces herself to you, only to result in you walking away in disgrace.

Eric- "Hey! Look at Steve! Who is that girl? He looks so pissed. Should we help him?"

Jamie- "Nah, he's probably just getting a Miracle job."

by TheMiracle February 27, 2008

Miracle Money

Money that you didn't think you had. Usually found in a time when you need it, making it a miracle to find.

Miracle money can most often be found in: back pocket, bottom of purse, small pockets in backpacks, between the seats in a car, under a mattress, in a bra.

"That will be $8.24."
"Shoot, I only have $7.12, let me see if I have any miracle money in my pockets."

by sniims October 15, 2011

miracle weed

The little bits of marijuana you find laying around your room after you've exhausted your stash and are desperate.

After looking carefully, Steve found little bits of miracle weed in the carpet and managed to pack half a bowl with it.

by KittenInAStocking July 10, 2012

miracle blade

the best knife ever, and is the has the best info mercial ever.

You can chop a shoe into 20 pieces with that miracle blade.

by matt b May 26, 2003

miracle turd

when you unload a turd from your asshole and the turd is so perfect that it comes out of your cheeks so elegantly that you do not have to wipe. it is so simple yet elegant.

oh my god i was at KFC and i totally just released a miracle turd

by CHICKYDUDE December 17, 2009