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methercourse

When you insert meth in the vagina before having sex
The patient claims she started having palpitations after her partner and her engaged in methercourse
by Hussy$ December 20, 2017
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mehther

Uncharacteristic climate that is characterized by cool, damp temperatures, cloudy skies. Weather that's meh, or just plain blah.
I was looking forward to summer. Instead all we got was three months of mehther with a couple of nice days mixed in!
by panap1y December 8, 2009
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Methargy

1. Abnormal alterness, Crazy and different. 2. A state of consciousness resembling a deep lack of sleep.
She claims that methargy is an inherited condition for which she blames her bumptious behavior and lack of sleep. We think it's the crystal meth she snorts everyday...
by Olli Kopek September 26, 2010
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Swag-O-meter

Scale that lets you know how much swag you are oozing. Predetermined measurements let you know how much you "swag up" or "swag down"
"Dude I hooked up with three different girls last night"
"Let's check the swag-o-meter on that one: you have swaged up three levels"
by friendly ghost December 26, 2011
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wag-o-meter

The waving back and forth of a dog's tail. The speed of the tail is used to measure how happy the dog is. The faster the tail is wagging, the happier the dog.
Look, that dog's wag-o-meter is moving really fast!
by Janster August 6, 2013
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Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

telented & real
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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Pedo-meter

A pedo-meter is a non-specific measurement describing the distance between an area where there is a general presence of minors (such as a school or a park) and the nearest pedophile, and the likely hood they will offend. A distance of 1 pedo-meter suggests there is a 50% Chance of pedophile activity in the area; the distance shares an exponentially inverse relationship with pedophile activity.
Person 1. "This park is about 6 pedo-meters away, so the kids are quite safe"
Person 2. "Shit that's not bad, when I was growing up my school had a distance of about .3 pedo-meters, there was a few creepy bald guys driving around in tinted vans from time to time"
by Frederick McCock May 14, 2013
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