G.A.F. Meter

The GAF or "Give A Fuck" Meter is a general scale used to gauge one's overall interest/productivity/willingness to engage in an activity or function. Although routinely applied to work or employment situations, the GAF Meter concept can be used almost universally. Workplace observations have shown GAF Meter readings dramatically dip as proximity to the "weekend" decreases.
"Man, Friday afternoon, and my G.A.F. Meter is running critically low"

Person 1: "Pegged high on the G.A.F. Meter...trying to save the world today"
Person 2: "Stay hydrated. Don't want to pull a hammy"
by HotDogPants September 21, 2018
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Bro-Meter

A meter specifically designed to see how many 'bros' someone can say over a 10 week period.
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Zirah meters

A Zirah meter is 4 feet long.
Hey look the pool is 2 Zirah meters tall.
by hrunke May 25, 2021
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Meter Reader

An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).
"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"
by BomberBroker March 09, 2023
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reality meter

when you're tripping or whatever you might be doing, and you wonder what time it is, better check the reality meter
by fat195pndr April 15, 2011
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poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius
Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches
by John wayne December 02, 2015
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Penis meter

This is a measurement used for how when you want to know the depth you have in a girl.
Phillip , get me the penis meter right now.
by Penis meter July 12, 2018
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