Pubic Meter

A measure of distance similar to a meter, but curled to look like a pube.

Wow... that physics book must be really up to date... it has the conversion factor of 1 pubic cm = 2.12 cm

by Tea Cake April 20, 2004

clit-o-meter

A device that measures the hardness of a woman's clit.

Her clit was so hard it was a 10 on the clit-o-meter

by Rocky and Bullwinkle March 8, 2008

Boner Meter

A scale used to measure the hottness of a chick.

That chick was a 9 on the Boner Meter

by jayak November 7, 2004

2 meter beater

An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.

Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!

by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016

dog shit o'meter

a thing you use to rate something that is really shit

hey katie that cup of tea is rated on the dog shit o'meter somewhere between sloppy dog shit and white dog poo

by craig newall November 5, 2005

Haircut-meter

Thin shaved strip of hair just above the hairline to keep track of when to return for a touch up haircut. A new way for barbers and hairdressers to create demand for haircuts. Hair economics! Supply and Demand! They call it cleaning up the reseeding hairline. I call it fuzz patch that needs trimming!

Customer: Hey Nunu what’s this thing your shaving into my hairline.

Barber: Oh nothing it’s just a new style
Customer: Looks like some kind of meter, like a haircut-meter!

Barber: Nope! Shut up you look nice!

by That Raffy Taffy May 31, 2019

100 meter dash

An event in track where you have to sprint 100 meters as fast as you can.

Wow! Usain Bolt got the world record for the 100 meter dash.

by CreeperKid June 6, 2019