smeeter meter- a term like "gaydar" when you can just tell that someone has a small dick. like the term "smeet" that means you have a small dick.
by endmysufferingkms January 3, 2017

by Zami Karzai August 10, 2018

The GAF or "Give A Fuck" Meter is a general scale used to gauge one's overall interest/productivity/willingness to engage in an activity or function. Although routinely applied to work or employment situations, the GAF Meter concept can be used almost universally. Workplace observations have shown GAF Meter readings dramatically dip as proximity to the "weekend" decreases.
"Man, Friday afternoon, and my G.A.F. Meter is running critically low"
Person 1: "Pegged high on the G.A.F. Meter...trying to save the world today"
Person 2: "Stay hydrated. Don't want to pull a hammy"
Person 1: "Pegged high on the G.A.F. Meter...trying to save the world today"
Person 2: "Stay hydrated. Don't want to pull a hammy"
by HotDogPants September 21, 2018

When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.
My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.
*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.
*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.
*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
by GKG1214 February 3, 2020

a quantification of how full one's bag is. the bag in question is filled with any measure of success (e.g. cash, gains, happiness, body count)
"Yo vinnie what's yo bag meter at?"
"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."
"Word."
Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"
"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"
"Bet"
"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."
"Word."
Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"
"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"
"Bet"
by mynamenotnotjeff February 21, 2019

by Penis meter July 11, 2018

Ability to use an enhanced special move on the videogame 'Injustice'. Has been adapted for use when somebody does something athletically amazing.
by Super Astronaut August 16, 2017
