A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.
For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.
I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.
by handle187 November 07, 2003
Very gh3y. As stable as a chair with one leg. Only queers use nudges and winks and they piss you off very easy. Stick to Trillian.
by Slickridah April 14, 2005
by Phoojoeniam August 26, 2003
Messaging system created so that low lifes can chat online with the "friends" that don't like them enough to either answer their text messages, or actually talk to them in person.
situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.
situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.
susie: i wonder why that hott guy hasn't answered my constant text messages for the last three and a half hours
-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-
susie: oh, no worries! he's online!
-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-
susie: oh, no worries! he's online!
by jannnnnnnna July 29, 2009
Angeline was ecstatic when she received her monthly messenger for she would use this to stay home from school and guilt her parents into buying her something that she did not need. Her boyfriend, Angelo, was not pleased as Angeline did not give into oral pleasure our of guilt when her monthly messenger presented. She was in charge!
by von groovy August 04, 2024
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😱:Chelsea Peretti must learn to interpersonally communicate with Messenger Add Oak
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
by Too-urban August 17, 2023