A person who eats a freakin ungodly amount of your food without caring if anyone else has eaten yet or who eats all of your leftovers leaving your refrigerator completely empty.
by mesofunny July 3, 2014
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Also has a really big pp.
Also has a really big pp.
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Get the mercer island mug.An island located on Lake Washington. There's a high school that other than better funding is like every other high school ever. Someday the MIHS graduates and their rivals will look back on this page and laugh and/or wonder why they ever cared so much about arbitrary rivalries. Just like I'm doing right now.
None of you are going to care about Mercer Island or its high school 4 years from now. Enjoy the ride and don't be douches to each other.
by 007gradclass February 25, 2011
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This is the name primarily used when referring to the city's well defined choice of four distinct types of women which include the:
1. Tattooed from head to toe only dates rockabilly tattooed slicked back hair type.
2. The prissy shoe betch with a set of calipers; armed at measuring the thickness of your wallet in the first minute of saying hello.
3. The classic Cap Hill dance pants and Chuck Taylor's but couldn't make eye contact if she had to type.
4. The kind that wouldn't notice you walking down the street with a pink suit, green plume in the hat on your head and no pants on.
This is the name primarily used when referring to the city's well defined choice of four distinct types of women which include the:
1. Tattooed from head to toe only dates rockabilly tattooed slicked back hair type.
2. The prissy shoe betch with a set of calipers; armed at measuring the thickness of your wallet in the first minute of saying hello.
3. The classic Cap Hill dance pants and Chuck Taylor's but couldn't make eye contact if she had to type.
4. The kind that wouldn't notice you walking down the street with a pink suit, green plume in the hat on your head and no pants on.
by Crim-Ster March 19, 2009
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