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ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.
Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!
by Matooke September 16, 2008
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The Larry Merchant

A world-famous beverage named after the great Larry "Vodka Breath" Merchant, former HBO Boxing commentator.

Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.

Drink it between rounds.
"Would you like The Larry Merchant? You may get vodka breath but just have a mint."

"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."

"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"
by TommyBoySelleck February 5, 2017
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The fragrant flatus perfume emitted primarily by cows responsible for hastening global warming.
Driving through America’s heartland, the inviting scent of eau de methane gently wafts into our nostrils.
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Methanie

Usually a female of whatever nationality, whose name is unknown and looking like she’s been on meth her entire life.

A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.

They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.
- Hey dude, look! That’s the mugshot of girl who stole my car!
- Damn she looks like a Methanie XD
by TwitchyPuppy April 27, 2019
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The Merchant

The Merchant is a man who resides in the East Greenwich area and rarely cares/needs to venture out of his territory. He deals with fine wines and cigars and hosts a plethora of crazy parties filled with friends. The Merchant currently has only one trade ship of his own but he can call upon a sizeable fleet if the need presents itself

The Parties at The Merchant's trade post are very exclusive, and only those who are on the guest list are allowed to attend. He is usually fairly peaceful but if angered, he is a formidable foe as he is equally as formidable as he is large! Should this not be enough to deter any issues, he can always call upon a small army to aid him in his endeavors. He can usually be found by the smoke clouds puffing away from his fine cigars that he perpetually smokes.

The Merchant was orginally named by Adam and known by only a few. Even today (years later) there are few who know The Merchant, and even fewer who know The Merchant's real name but there are countless who know of The Merchant and The Merchant's parties.
The Merchant of East Greenwich
The Merchant of the East side of G
by Anaxagoras May 22, 2006
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Merchant

When a football player is massively overrated and in reality he is carried by one attribute, scenario, league, team mates, derby
1.Pedri is an appearance merchant
2. Mharez is a bottom 5 merchant
3. Van dijk is a man bun merchant
by Cristo Ronald suwiii April 15, 2022
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mung merchant

a person who will assist in a munging expedition in exchange for money or food
Cyril and Billy were nervous about their first ever munging trip to their sisters grave, so they hired a mung merchant to help them.
by Martino231 June 27, 2007
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