A hyper-patriotic conservative who is convinced his beliefs and values are the only genuinely American ones and everyone else is a traitor. Loves America but hates most Americans. Lives in an echo chamber composed entirely of Fox, Limbaugh, Breitbart and various other right-wing sources of (mis)information.
"Real Merkins know that Obama was grown in a cloning tank in Kenya from the combined DNA of Stalin, Marx, Hitler, Mao and Lenin."
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Get the Merkin Boy mug.To, intentionally or unintentionally, appear in the background of someones photo. Someone who does this often may be referred to as a 'merker'
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Get the merking mug.1. Justine merkily hides the fact that her hair is not naturally red by wearing a merkin on first dates.
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2. John merkily disguises the loss of his pubic hair from cronic masturbation by wearing a merkin.
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Get the merkily mug.woman who taste bad when you go down on them. Origins in the word "merkin" coming from Shakespeare's day. (A merkin was a pubic wig used by some women to cover up venerial diseases.)
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