merk

merk: noun; some one who goes on 4chan all day, avoiding their necessities of life, even in causing stress, drama and anger in other peoples lives.

merk: verb; the act of going on 4chan all day while not working, in many cases to avoid work but doing so in almost the same manner as working. (ex. office job)

dude if you're going to be a merkfag at least use more than one term other than "newfag" in your .

yeah I went to work and merked all day long, there wasn't much to do if the office.

by Tekron420 January 30, 2008

merk

to 'pak' or hurt someone

don't merk me datz a lytle bit silly
dat boy got merked
he's goona get merked

by dapper December 12, 2004

merk

to steal on a nigga

beat his black ass

knock someone out

that nigga bout ta get merked by ol boy i'm tellin u

by top dogg by tha law November 12, 2004

Merk

To have casual sex in a bathroom during a party. Typically initiated by the female.

She pulled me into the bathroom, shut the door, and dropped her pants. As soon as she bent over the bathroom sink, I knew she wanted me to merk her.

"Why has Padrick been in the bathroom so long?" "He's merking some random chick."

by Duke L'Orange October 18, 2006

Merk

A word originating from Tekken, playing as Craig Marduk. A term used to describe extreme domination, or winning by a landslide

You just lost your round with a perfect score against you.

"I totally just merked you down!!"

"I just merked your ass"

by Alura SunFire January 10, 2010

merked

As well as being owned or beaten up, merked has been used as a word that replaces 'take' or 'borrow' or 'steal'

That book just got merked

I'm gonna merk that helmet

by JessB April 12, 2006

merk

To diss, to intellectually injure someone.

Yo, Anand that midget SOB merked me by calling me a tool.

by Miles April 24, 2004