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MERGE

A financial term involved with a popular meme.

People who think the looming global recession of 2022 will fix itself in a few years and, "the markets will bounce back like they usually do.

M - My
E - Entire Net Worth
R - Rapidly
G - Getting
E - Evaporated
Warren Buffet is such a merger. How could he be focusing on long term investments in these market environments?
by WatsonsView October 13, 2022
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merged soon

Typically refers to changes in code that are not merged yet, but when it does it will be thoroughly reviewed and tested before merging to master.
when will the new player changes be merged?

"merged soon"
by tokenizedbearclaws December 14, 2021
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Merged

When a person ignores you when they're not right, when a person changes the dialogue point when they're not right or when a person doesn't like to answer your question.
1.

"Opera is older than Google! If you don't trust me, then check it out by yourself!"
"... Oh wait I have to go actually, see you later."
"Merged."

2.

"Alex, why don't you touch grass and go hang out with your friends instead of playing games for straight 24 or less hours?"
"Mike, leave me alone!"
"Merged..."

3.

"Hey, Jessica, wanna play some Among Us?"
"FUCK OFF!!!"
"Ha-ha-ha, merged!"
by HYNAHLY April 11, 2022
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Rage Merge

In software programming, when a developer merges their code into the main source branch without explicit approval
Dom was so sick of waiting for an approval on his PR that we went ahead and rage merged his PR right into master! Dank!
by pombinhas November 8, 2021
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Mergs

To be approaching the height of a great time. When a party/gathering/evening finds its stride and you and your squad know whatever is next is about to be off-the-fuckin-chain!
Matty: Yo, is Aaron coming?
Brian: Yup! But he stopped to pick up a big bag of drugs in case everyone coming tonight wants to do drugs.

Matty: Yes!! That’s the fuckin mergs right there.

Brian: Fuckin right.
by Mergs99 November 22, 2021
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When terrorist ignore the Geneva Conventions and use radiological torture to illegally interrogate merged interrogatories (merged questions).
Terrorist Dinese: (Simultaneously)“Where are you from?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”

Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”

Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”

Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”

Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”

Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”

Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
by AmberChoseThose March 25, 2025
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