Bro #1: Yo man I went to the club with all my bros last night, and got reckless.
Bro #2: Word, how'd it go?
Bro #1: We all took the bitties back to the house and we were all Merkin Zombs all night.
Bro #2: Brotacular.
Bro #2: Word, how'd it go?
Bro #1: We all took the bitties back to the house and we were all Merkin Zombs all night.
Bro #2: Brotacular.
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The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.
A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.
A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.
by Merking Minge June 12, 2022
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Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.
Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
by relerquney February 16, 2024
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