merkin

A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.

Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???

John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.

by SWEETIEPIE April 25, 2005

merking

To creep around a bar hitting on women in a sketchy manner

I was merking on so many broads last night

by Merking on Broads April 16, 2008

Merii

A bitch who just believes in life involving stars. Most liky to be with a cocky fuck with tats. If anything is a person who is not from the country she lives in and lives with her boyfriend's mother.

Merii had a little cow?

Merii loves her brother.

by efqqwefawwwer March 23, 2008

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.

"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire

by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011

merkin

a group of guinea pigs

there goes a merkin of guinea pigs

by kloppers March 6, 2007

Merkistan

A state of a person when they have been "merked" by someone

A location where someone is merked all the time

"You got taken to Merkistan, blud."
"Thats just merkistaned"

by Ed Ha December 9, 2008

merkin sprite

Offspring of an Wizard (male) and a fairy (female).

Merkin Sprites retain the abilities of their mother with the potential to learn and master multiple human magical disciplines.

While possible to learn the ability to take other forms, in their true form, the Merkin Sprite is the same size as a fairy.

I heard a Merkin Sprite singing the most beautiful song I have ever heard today near the river.

by m4ngthegang September 11, 2011