mezer

An orderform for a purchase contract with agreed upon terms of financial exchange and product exchange.

When someone wants to buy something or get something from me, then i put the mezer on the table, I write down what you want, we agree to terms, we sign the mezer, and progress is made.

by Joshua Lee Freeman November 20, 2006

mengerie

Sexy underwear for men.

I bought my man some mengerie for Christmas.

by Deanna Toxopeus January 6, 2008

Monzers

Monzers is a term used by posh people around the D4 area. It's used as a nicknames for poshies. Especially from Blackrock and Andrews.

Alroish monzers what's the craic?

by Josh "The Poshy Man" Byrne January 24, 2011

mewzerz

Enjoys threesomes esp with lorry aka Magay and jed aka fukin hacking netchode faggot.

they all give good head

by kakakaka March 19, 2003

mezzers

A word used when someone is totally shit-faced.

A: You is well mezzers mate!

or

A: Feeling so fucking mezzers!

by JakeyPeeDubs May 24, 2011

menser

A pretty girl who is secretly a hoe.

Tina is a menser when she's around the football players.

by SworeLawrd March 12, 2020

meezer

The word 'meezer' refers to a ladies nether regions. A bastardization of minge and beaver the word meezer is rumoured to have originated from a small rural area in france.

nick: "U fucking what!?"
sex pest: "i'm tellin ya, i found it up her meezer"
nick: "Have u washed it!?"
sex pest:"YES..........no"

by Banj December 20, 2004