menstrigation

The act or art of holding negotiations during one's menstrual cycle. A tactic typically used for credit card over charges, bill collection calls, or getting your male counterpart to agree to anything.

Once a month, my wife and I have and lengthy menstrigation. After which, I am generally broke, apologetic and bearing gifts.

by I did this October 23, 2009

Menestrating

When a girl is Leading up to or actually on there Period.

Boy: Why have you been so Moody latley?

Girl: Im Menestrating

by S.A.E August 22, 2008

psycho-menstruating slut (pms)

PMS is a mental condition found in bi-polar, rabid, psycho, unstable, generally 'off' ex-girlfriends. Typically the female species experiences a few days of PMS monthly, but in a true crazy-psycho broad PMS can cloud her thinking and cause her to act violently. Beware of PMS whores, they may be winning now but they'll probably end up with vaginal cancer by the age of 30.

The local police officer inferred a serious case of psycho-menstruating slut (pms) due to the broken wood and shattered glass of the sliding door at the bottom of the staircase leading from the rooftop.

by whathappenedtothatbird August 5, 2011

Menstruation Boner

A boner in the clitoral region that a girl gets during the beginning stages of menstruation. It typically occurs during the first fifteen minutes of menstruation.

Everyone can see that Sally has a raging menstruation boner.

by Werd1234567 November 30, 2009

Manstration

Male masterbation.

Yesterday's hot weather really inspired some "manstration".

by DiscoDuck August 18, 2009

menstuation

when a boy is on his "period"

Did you talk to Julian today? Sounded like he sounded like he was on his menstuation.

by morgbone123 September 7, 2016

menstruational

When your girl is on her period and she is being bitchy.

Why are you being so menstruational today?

by Thizzbo57 August 8, 2018