The inability to contemplate or make plans for life after lockdown.
Melbourne has been under one of the world's longest and harshest Covid-19 lockdowns since a second wave took hold in July 2020, caused by the Government's bungling of hotel quarantine and contact tracing.
Since then, Melburnians have been detained in their homes and are only permitted to leave once per day to shop for essentials or to exercise for up to an hour. A curfew from 8pm to 5am also applies.
The leader of the dystopian state, Daniel Andrews, appears at daily press conferences to create the impression of accountability and transparency, while managing to avoid providing any specific information to his 5 million captives about what his government has done to address the failures that caused the second wave.
Secondary symptoms of the Melbourne Syndrome include the continual consumption of Covid-19 related media and an inability to complete other tasks until you have watched all 90 minutes of Mr Andrew's daily press conference.
Melbourne has been under one of the world's longest and harshest Covid-19 lockdowns since a second wave took hold in July 2020, caused by the Government's bungling of hotel quarantine and contact tracing.
Since then, Melburnians have been detained in their homes and are only permitted to leave once per day to shop for essentials or to exercise for up to an hour. A curfew from 8pm to 5am also applies.
The leader of the dystopian state, Daniel Andrews, appears at daily press conferences to create the impression of accountability and transparency, while managing to avoid providing any specific information to his 5 million captives about what his government has done to address the failures that caused the second wave.
Secondary symptoms of the Melbourne Syndrome include the continual consumption of Covid-19 related media and an inability to complete other tasks until you have watched all 90 minutes of Mr Andrew's daily press conference.
by Chairman Dan September 28, 2020
A Badass Dance In Which People Dance Their Ass Off And Have Fun. Shuffle IS Better Than Jumpstyle, Tecktonik, etc.
Just Look Up "Melbourne Shuffle" And "Shuffle" On Youtube And You'll See All The Badass Action You're Missing.
by CrazyHardstyleBoy July 29, 2010
Variation on the Cleveland Steamer, when the man goes "Down Under" and the girl shits on your chest. After shitting, she then proceeds to consume said fecal matter off your chest
A: "G'day, Bruce! I heard your missus is one dirty fucker. Is it true you let her shit on your chest?"
B: Naah mate, you only heard half the story. The dirty cunt shit on me chest, fair dinkum, but then she lapped it up true Melbourne Munch style"
A: "The filthy wozdanger!"
B: Naah mate, you only heard half the story. The dirty cunt shit on me chest, fair dinkum, but then she lapped it up true Melbourne Munch style"
A: "The filthy wozdanger!"
by Seattle Brian February 4, 2009
A way of saying (without attracting attention) that some manner of sexual act was carried out between two individuals, that would typically be kept private. Normally performed on the advent of ones birthday.
Bloke 1 : "Happy birthday mate, What did you get from the wife?"
Bloke 2 : "Mate, I got a trip to Melbourne"
Bloke 1 : "Lucky Bastard"
Bloke 2 : "Mate, I got a trip to Melbourne"
Bloke 1 : "Lucky Bastard"
by Stuart A Roberts June 20, 2008
"How are out getting the stuff in man?" "I'm Melbourne Cupping it"
"Matt is our Melbourne Cup for the day"
"Matt is our Melbourne Cup for the day"
by Fu_Manchu December 1, 2013
by Bigdaddyonafarlow March 20, 2019
Melbourne Central is a place located in the heart of Melbourne located in Australia,Victoria,Melbourne.
Filled with exquisite dining places and vibrant fancy restaurants, skyscrapers, the Yarra River, and office work buildings it is a lively and enjoy able city area.
Melbourne Central, place like the underground, or Federation Square (dubbed feds square) or MC station is the gathering place famous for most of the state's most attractive teenage males and females.
Occasionally, there maybe something known as a 'Shuffle Off' amongst the younger and sometimes TB teenagers to show off their skill or represent thier 'crew'.
Nonetheless, if in search for attractive asians in Melbourne, you know now where to go.
Note; It is also home to many delicious food/drink, products and clothing/accessories asians love.
Examples of this are, Ramenade, Krispy Kremes, Jelly Joys, BreadTop, G-STAR RAW, Prada, Adidas etc.
Filled with exquisite dining places and vibrant fancy restaurants, skyscrapers, the Yarra River, and office work buildings it is a lively and enjoy able city area.
Melbourne Central, place like the underground, or Federation Square (dubbed feds square) or MC station is the gathering place famous for most of the state's most attractive teenage males and females.
Occasionally, there maybe something known as a 'Shuffle Off' amongst the younger and sometimes TB teenagers to show off their skill or represent thier 'crew'.
Nonetheless, if in search for attractive asians in Melbourne, you know now where to go.
Note; It is also home to many delicious food/drink, products and clothing/accessories asians love.
Examples of this are, Ramenade, Krispy Kremes, Jelly Joys, BreadTop, G-STAR RAW, Prada, Adidas etc.
"Hey, you wanna kick back at Melbourne Central after tutor?"
"Sure. Get some Krispy Kremes?"
"Alright, but you better not be a shifty asian and have no cash and make me pay for it all."
*Damn. Busteddd.*
"Sure. Get some Krispy Kremes?"
"Alright, but you better not be a shifty asian and have no cash and make me pay for it all."
*Damn. Busteddd.*
by rawrr; May 1, 2010