McFlurry

McFlurry (verb)- The action of putting someone disliked into a McDonald’s mcflurry machine to blend them up

Used in a sentence- “damn bro I hate Riley” “why don’t you just McFlurry him then? ez?”

by cherrytherapper December 7, 2020

McFlurry

When your Dad catches you in 4K but commits to giving you the McFlurry he just bought you

Guy 1: Guys I just got McFlurry'd
Guy 2: Woah. Was the McFlurry good though?
Guy 1: Of course but now I can't look my Dad in the eye

by CuzySato March 10, 2021

Missouri McFlurry

The act of a woman (or man) defecating in a public restroom while giving a man oral sex.

Person 1: "Bro, you'll never guess what happened!"
Person 2: "No, probably not."
Person 1: "I just got a Missouri McFlurry from this old lot lizard in the Flying J bathroom as a trade for some meth I got from a truck driver."
Person 2: "You need help, dude."

by barry mcchocheiner September 8, 2021

tactical mcflurry

The combination of vanilla pudding and m&m's out of an MRE

Smith has been rat fucking MRE's so he can make a tactical Mcflurry.

by Fishtank35 November 24, 2021

Grandma McFlurry

When three or more sperm donors ejaculate into the Urn of a deceased grandma.

Agnes was such a cumslut, the boys and I gave her a Grandma McFlurry to let her ashes rest as she did.

by Gelly7 June 2, 2024

Grandmas McFlurry

The act of ejaculating inside an elderly woman's anus then proceeding to pull your penis out and urinate in the elderly anus.

Yo bro remember Lews grandma from the club? I totally gave her a Grandmas McFlurry last night!

by ryangilflover June 4, 2024

mcflurry

an oreo mcflurry from mcdonalds

person 1:hey have you ever tried the oreo mcflurry from mcdonalds?
person 2: no i haven’t, why? should i?
person 1:hell yea you should! it’s delicious!

by king3000700 February 7, 2023