McCarthy to the rescue!

A common refrain among Republicans right after Trump staged the Insurrection, as Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy headed down to kiss Trump’s golden ass after he courageously but impulsively ‘dissed’ him and then quickly realized he’d set himself up for having his entire political life go down the drain (which happened anyway).

It was definitely “McCarthy to the rescue!” happening when Kevin uttered the insipid statement, “Well you know, Donald is said to be not eating and he is very depressed.”

by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2023

Ryder Mccarthy

Mop that lives at McDonald's

Greyson Wycoki: have you heard of Ryder Mccarthy?
Landon Johnson: yea he fucked my ex, Maddie Cappillo

by chicken nerd November 21, 2021

McCarthied

Continually getting rejected for something.

I keep asking out Sarah, but I just keep getting McCarthied

by Ayrton2005 January 5, 2023

Lindsey McCarthy

Too dumb to function, natural range. Seriously wayyyy to dumb to function

Don't talk to that Lindsey McCarthy she's fucking stupid

by efbdowpghvdnj September 2, 2021

Melissa Mccarthy

A sweet actress who everyone loves and we all know from the movie tammy

Melissa McCarthy is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in my opionion

by BiBoy97 June 26, 2022

Chrystal McCarthy

A first nations girl that can drink most men under the table

Wow look at that Chrystal McCarthy girl she put all those men to shame

by The dirty ex October 4, 2011

McCarthy Standard Time

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.

Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄

by x427 January 9, 2023