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Macro Wanker

A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.
Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?

My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.

My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.
by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020
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macroaggressions

Obvious, intentional, above board insults, where there is no chance of a mistake on the part of the transgressor (as is the case of microaggressions) to be provoking, insulting, or otherwise discourtious.
A man says to a woman he doesn't even know, "Damn, you're hot!"
Telling her friend about it, she says, "These guys and their macroaggressions! They must completely be out of ideas for hitting on women."
by anonymous November 15, 2017
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Macro

A computer program which preforms a repetitive task (Can record keystrokes and clicks)
I used a macro so i wouldnt have to do so much work.
by Kurt Gonter April 14, 2006
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macroherpetophile

Macroherpetophiles want to fuck Godzilla.
well... a herpetophile is sexually attracted to lizards. Macro, of course, indicates great size.

There is a huge Macroherpetophile community on the web although they have seemed to go underground since the 90's
by Chowdizzle August 25, 2007
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Magrod

Magrod is a mage who decided at one time that Onyxia couldn't 1 shot him. But he was wrong, he died a horrible death and is now known as the mage who always dies!
Don't heal magrod he will die anyways.
by JOeeeeee May 2, 2006
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macrosexual

Some-one who is attracted to unusually large people (height moreso than weight).
Look at Biff eying Big Bertha, what a macrosexual.
by Hobo Chang Ba! April 27, 2006
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macro-made

cutting a pair of old jeans so that they can be worn as shorts.
by lollypop uranus November 19, 2006
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