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James Maynard Keenan

Quite literally a genius.
He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:

Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious

But most importantly:
Lateralus

Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.
by Cartmaniac August 6, 2009
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Manarchy

An ideology that claims resistance to systemic oppression, but is blinded by its own privilege; largely the domain of young, straight, white, able-bodied, cisgendered college educated men. A portmanteau of "man" and "anarchy"
"did you hear that black chick call me racist? i'm just trying to give a compliment. black women have beautiful bodies, i don't think they hear it enough. whatever, she's probably a dyke"
"sorry bro, sounds like she doesn't dig manarchy, bro"
by mackys May 6, 2012
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Maynard

A term used in the competitive game, StarCraft, to describe whenever someone transfers their workers from their main base to the natural expansion.
Huk needs to maynard his workers to get the maximum economic potential of his probes.
by Ghordin November 13, 2011
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Maynard

Boy 1: Hey man, what you been up to?
Boy 2: Not much, just went and did a Maynard
Boy 1: Woah Dude! Nice one.
by marshmadfarm August 24, 2010
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DIRTY MAYNARD

V. The act of extruding your partners asshole with your mouth then inserting it into your ass while both taking a shit.
GF 1. Last night I sucked his asshole so hard its still popped out.

GF 2. OMG you gave him a Dirty Maynard?
GF 1. Girl you know I did!!!
GF 2. I hope you cleaned up afterward...?
GF 1. That shit was so hard to get out.
by dirty maynard December 8, 2014
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manara

she's a sweet girl can really fall love with don't make her mad cause u don't want her to go there stay on her good side she's funny abusive trust me
that girl we seen got to be a manara
by murder123456789 April 5, 2019
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Maynard Jensen

Wow, Maynard Jensen would give Anna Nicole a run for her money.
by blueskiesblueeyes April 3, 2009
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